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[UAgrad93]

It’s a parody account

Not a parody account! Bananas is just a smart ass with a WIDE streak of SARCASM!!

 

[bamanc50]

This doesn't make any sense to me? BOB will be the OC no the DC.

I think he just threw O’Brien under the bus.

 

[SnakeDoc]

It’s a parody account

But it's not wrong.

 

[bamafan9201]

Justice Haynes releases a video with Rolle Tide and him working out hard for the next season. Very Derrick Henry-esque

 

[TerryP]

Should we provide resources to him to seek counseling?

I would say give him my phone number...but I don't want you having it.

 

[TerryP]

We saw how he turned out in the long run…

there was a photo of him holding a mirror with lines of coke on it...quick google search? No results. I wonder what happened to that photo?

 

[TerryP]

If he was going to leave, glad Downs went there. I can't put this plainly enough... FUCK GEORGIA. And while it may seem I'm thrilled for Downs, I'm not. Hope he's miserable in Columbus, regresses, gets bumblefoot, and ends up as a 7th round pick to the Jets in 2 years.

He was never going to UGA...family and Smart conflicts.

 

[TerryP]

Not a parody account! Bananas is just a smart ass with a WIDE streak of SARCASM!!

Example:

 

[kbama15]

This doesn't make any sense to me? BOB will be the OC no the DC.

He’s right a lot of 3 and outs!

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

This doesn't make any sense to me? BOB will be the OC no the DC.

No, I think he's subtly saying BoB's offense sucks. It's either a quick strike, or 3-and-out, and the defense will be on the field a LOT.

 

[64Tide]

Means he will be on the field a lot with multiple chances to make attention getting plays,,,$$$$$

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Dammit, guys.

We're being pillaged.

 

[XXL TideFan]

This won't hurt us.

Isn’t that Mr False Start?

 

[JoseyWalesTheOutlaw]

Isn’t that Mr False Start?

If you didn't know that guy was rated a 5* out of HS and you just watched him play, then you might see him more as a 3* project from Greensboro.

 

[XXL TideFan]

If you didn't know that guy was rated a 5* out of HS and you just watched him play, then you might see him more as a 3* project from Greensboro.

Some folks toss out knowledge when the bell rings and adrenaline & instinct take over. I boxed Golden Gloves as a young teen and when the bell rang everything from practice vanished

 

[JoseyWalesTheOutlaw]

Rochard Pryor routine on Leon Spinks

Richard "Brother Leon, what do you do for a living?"

Leon "I knock MFers out"

 

[BAMAneck]

Me and my wife went to countrys bbq friday and found out they put their sweet tea in their collard greens . Thought that was Weird.

 

['65 Cobra]

I think CKD will be emphasizing quicker and more athletic O-linemen. I think the skill players are going to love this new offense.

 

[BamaFan334]

Isn’t that Mr False Start?

Ha, that may be Latham. Proctor was Mr. Let Them Run By Me.

 

[UAgrad93]

Ha, that may be Latham. Proctor was Mr. Let Them Run By Me.

My old HS coach used to refer to those kind as “ticket takers”! Snap of the ball, they would take the defenders ticket as he rushed to the backfield!
Sitting in film study on a Saturday morning after a loss and my HC is irate!!! He coached the OL as well and he had all but seen enough when he yells out, “John! What in the Hell are you doing? Look at yourself there!! Are you taking up tickets to the backfield? It sure as hell looks like it to me!!! Hell! Your guy is beating the damn ball back there on the snap! Kevin (that’s me) doesn’t even have time to get the damn laces in his hand right before he’s having to run for his damn life!”
He then proceeds to yell “Tickets! Tickets!!!” each time we ran an offensive play!!