🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[RhinoGuy]

Well into my third day without ANY nicotine in my vapor device. I am fixin' to rip someone's head off and shit down their neck. Anybody want to fight an old man? Will travel.

Im sure Biff's available.

Why dont you stop slowly?

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I'm afraid Biff forgot to keep breathing last night

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I'm afraid Biff forgot to keep breathing last night

Either that or he knocked off a Pharmacy and is incarcerated.

 

[RhinoGuy]

I'm afraid Biff forgot to keep breathing last night

Its a weird feeling when that happens.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Does anyone else want to put their penis in and around Andrea Tantoros?

 

[Big Balls]

In? Yes.
Around? That's stretching it.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

In? Yes.
Around? That's stretching it.

Almost channeling Sid with that one!

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

I'm sure Pink will weigh in on the subject at home.

 

[BillBrosky]

Im sure Biff's available.

Why dont you stop slowly?

I only have to stop long enough for a cotinine(nicotine) test on Friday. I'm still gonna vape, WITH NICOTINE AFTER i PASS THE MF'ER!

Sorry, a little testy.

 

[BillBrosky]

I have 1 less of a whole box of nicotine patches at the house, that's 13. I'm afraid I might succumb and OD.

 

[BillBrosky]

Either that or he knocked off a Pharmacy and is incarcerated.

Oh that's just great, now a fund drive for Biff's bail. FMR.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Oh that's just great, now a fund drive for Biff's bail. FMR.

Maybe his wife found out he made a donation to save the Woolly.

 

[RhinoGuy]

I only have to stop long enough for a cotinine(nicotine) test on Friday. I'm still gonna vape, WITH NICOTINE AFTER i PASS THE MF'ER!

Sorry, a little testy.

You should give up the vaping too.

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[BillBrosky]

You should give up the vaping too.

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NO! I don't want to and they can't make me.

 

[Big Balls]

Almost channeling Sid with that one!

I have my moments.

 

[Big Balls]

NO! I don't want to and they can't make me.

Do you "vape" in the privacy of your own home, or do you do it out in public for God and everybody to see?

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Just quit the vaping bill. What are ya, a wuss? If i can kick the nicotine habit, anyone can. I am incredibly weak when it comes to will power.

 

[Big Balls]

Smoked for 11 years until one day I just dropped em like a bad habit.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I pretty much only smoke at bars or long car trips. Unfortunately I spend too much time in bars.

I don't smoke at work and never even think about it.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

I only smoke cigars after we beat the Viles and at bachelor parties/weddings. Most of my close friends are married, so I'm down to just one Saturday a year now.