It's the bad joke thread

[rick4bama]

Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!

 

[rick4bama]

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[doemasters]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi-son.

 

[Lance]

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

 

[doemasters]

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet.

 

[doemasters]

You want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy

 

[psychojoe]

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 

[doemasters]

What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work :dance:

 

[psychojoe]

Borrowed from TP. I just don't get circles. There's no point to them.

 

[PhillyGirl]

This thread is just what I needed after a long, stressful day :clap:

 

[doemasters]

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

 

[doemasters]

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
Odor in the court.

 

[rick4bama]

What happen when you drop your hat into the Red Sea?
It become wet!

 

[rick4bama]

What do you get when you put 1 and 1 together?
11 :rolf: thank you Dick Van Dyke

 

[doemasters]

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
he got the cold shoulder

 

[doemasters]

How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba glue

 

[doemasters]

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here and I will go on a head

 

[bamacheer07]

what has 4 wheels and flies?

a garbage truck

 

[doemasters]

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

E-CLIPSE IT

 

[rick4bama]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us smell!