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- Thread starter Mr. Pink
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You disgust me.
Then I'm doing something right.
Pundit
Member
Two straight hours of eating and you might be halfway full.
LOL..the last one I started has been credited to you more times than I can count.
I miss you BiffOne. I miss your scent.
Be honest. You bought some new shoes with some of the money, didn't you?
Didn't have that much left after Tunica.
But the money I sent yesterday in Biff's behalf should carry you over.
Now if only some generous soul could sponsor Pundit...
He's on his own. His coffers should be full all the "record setting settlement" money he's received.
Gideon Swashbuckler
Member
So...
my friend had an interesting patient last night. Was wondering if she fit the mold of any of y'all's significant other. Without breaking HIPAA laws I'll give a discreet description:
Heavy Meth Use
An Intimate knowledge of how to drive/steal ambulance.
A proclivity for running around naked screaming "there's spiders in my pussy!!!!!!"
And the guts to tell police she didn't have the ambulance keys in her "prison pocket" even after an X-Ray confirmed.
Which one of y'all fucks paid THAT bail??
my friend had an interesting patient last night. Was wondering if she fit the mold of any of y'all's significant other. Without breaking HIPAA laws I'll give a discreet description:
Heavy Meth Use
An Intimate knowledge of how to drive/steal ambulance.
A proclivity for running around naked screaming "there's spiders in my pussy!!!!!!"
And the guts to tell police she didn't have the ambulance keys in her "prison pocket" even after an X-Ray confirmed.
Which one of y'all fucks paid THAT bail??
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