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So...
my friend had an interesting patient last night. Was wondering if she fit the mold of any of y'all's significant other. Without breaking HIPAA laws I'll give a discreet description:
Heavy Meth Use
An Intimate knowledge of how to drive/steal ambulance.
A proclivity for running around naked screaming "there's spiders in my pussy!!!!!!"
And the guts to tell police she didn't have the ambulance keys in her "prison pocket" even after an X-Ray confirmed.

Which one of y'all fucks paid THAT bail??
 
If another fucking bum asks me for some money, I'm killing somebody. And if I have to wait in line behind some white trash piece of shit buying lottery tickets, I'm killing somebody.
 
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