| LIFE ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

If another fucking bum asks me for some money, I'm killing somebody. And if I have to wait in line behind some white trash piece of shit buying lottery tickets, I'm killing somebody.

That's what bums and white trash do dude.
I'm sure your cell mate will love those soft, hairless hands of yours.

 

[Biff1]

I'm uncomfortable with you talking about my hands like that.

 

[Sid Youngleman]

So...
my friend had an interesting patient last night. Was wondering if she fit the mold of any of y'all's significant other. Without breaking HIPAA laws I'll give a discreet description:
Heavy Meth Use
An Intimate knowledge of how to drive/steal ambulance.
A proclivity for running around naked screaming "there's spiders in my pussy!!!!!!"
And the guts to tell police she didn't have the ambulance keys in her "prison pocket" even after an X-Ray confirmed.

Which one of y'all fucks paid THAT bail??

Maybe the spiders took the keys.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I'm uncomfortable with you talking about my hands like that.

Then you are in for "huge invasion" and encroachment upon your comfort "zone" with a "convict"ion ahead.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Maybe the spiders took the keys.

Why OH WHY did I NOT suggest this to the doctor!!!

I mean why didn't my friend suggest this to his doctor at his job. Where he works. Not mine. As this story was about my friend's job/patient.

 

[RhinoGuy]

This day is dragging by. I may cut out of hear early and hit the bar before my wife starts calling.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

This day is dragging by. I may cut out of hear early and hit the bar before my wife starts calling.

The bars here are really good. One good thing about New England, as the ocean is cold, the beaches are ugly, and The football is pro.

 

[TerryP]

Is anyone else getting errors on this site? Just started the last couple days.

Working on it...figure its a mistake I've made with some.changes for the season

 

[Woody4daTide]

The bars here are really good. One good thing about New England, as the ocean is cold, the beaches are ugly, and The football is pro.

Where are you?

 

[Snout Spout]

A proclivity for running around naked screaming "there's spiders in my pussy!!!!!!"

I was thinking "Not my wife," until I got to this line.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

I was thinking "Not my wife," until I got to this line.

Snout's wife sounds like she's an interesting person. In fact, she might need her own TV show.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Honestly, she's apparently been a fluffer in a past life, is a sugar mama/lesbian lover to some model chick, drugs Snout so others can violate him, and allows random things in her prison pocket. Who's not watching that show?

 

[Snout Spout]

To be fair, I don't specifically remember her screaming about spiders in her pussy, but I can't entirely rule it out, either. Running around naked screaming something ridiculous, yeah, that's her MO.

 

[2Stater]

To be fair, I don't specifically remember her screaming about spiders in her pussy, but I can't entirely rule it out, either. Running around naked screaming something ridiculous, yeah, that's her MO.

opcorn2:

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Where are you?

I'm between places.
Boston for first part of week.
Cape Cod for most weekends.
Cape Cod all days that I'm off. Like today.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Honestly, she's apparently been a fluffer in a past life, is a sugar mama/lesbian lover to some model chick, drugs Snout so others can violate him, and allows random things in her prison pocket. Who's not watching that show?

Not only am I watching, I'm recording.

 

[Biff1]

I'm losing my shit.

I really about to snap.

 

[2Stater]

I'm between places.
Boston for first part of week.
Cape Cod for most weekends.
Cape Cod all days that I'm off. Like today.

Ever take the ferry over to Martha's Vineyard?

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Ever take the ferry over to Martha's Vineyard?

The HyLine.

Yessir. About once a week.
I prefer Nantucket though.

 

[2Stater]

The HyLine.

Yessir. About once a week.
I prefer Nantucket though.

Never been to Nantucket. Had a blast at the first bar you come to when the Ferry lands at MV, one time. One of my foggiest but fondest memories.