🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Google "Machine Gun Bacon" NOW!!!

Somebody cooler than me post a video.

 

[Big Balls]

Interesting question on the radio yesterday: how much money would it take for you to go 3 cumulative minutes with Rousey in the Octagon? If you get knocked out in 20 secs, you gotta get back in and finish your 3 minutes when you get back able to fight.

I wouldn't do it. Cant spend money if you're dead.

 

[RhinoGuy]

I would fight anyone in the ring if the money was right.

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[Mr. Pink]

Saw a funny quote-

If Rousey put me in an armband, I'd spend the entire week trying to smell my elbow.

 

[QuackQuackBang]

Google "Machine Gun Bacon" NOW!!!

Somebody cooler than me post a video.

Here's a video of bacon rain, which - generally - is cooler than Ted Cruz.

 

[Biff1]

I hate this school my son goes to.

 

[2Stater]

I hate this school my son goes to.

They don't serve bacon?

 

[RhinoGuy]

I hate this school my son goes to.

Too many black kids?

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[Snout Spout]

I noticed last night and still today my collarbones are inexplicably sore. Maybe from vomiting?

 

[Biff1]

I noticed last night and still today my collarbones are inexplicably sore. Maybe from vomiting?

Brother, you got raped. And I think your wife set it up and watched. http://

 

[Snout Spout]

Biff has the jokes.

 

[BlackPawnMartyr]

Biff has the jokes.

And syphilis.

 

[Biff1]

All I want to do is cuss. Take pills and cuss. So fed up with so much

 

[2Stater]

All I want to do is cuss. Take pills and cuss. So fed up with so much

Withdrawals are bitch, Biff.

 

[Alabiker]

Off to have the ankle fusion surgery. At least I'm gonna get some of Biff's favorite pills.

 

[Snout Spout]

Off to have the ankle fusion surgery. At least I'm gonna get some of Biff's favorite pills.

Good luck.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Off to have the ankle fusion surgery. At least I'm gonna get some of Biff's favorite pills.

Good luck, give us an update later.

 

[Biff1]

$1.50 a pill?

 

[Alabiker]

$1.50 a pill?

If they don't give me enough I might be willing to pay your son that much.

 

[2Stater]

Good luck, Alabiker. Hope all goes well.