| FTBL Figuring UGA Fans Need Some Consoling

[TerryP]

First 50 was easy. Piece of cake

This next 50 is being a struggle

You have a mistress?

 

[TerryP]

Are you saying Terry has the 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy motto?

Age is a number. If they can spit.

Things I shouldn't have said.

 

[50+yeartidefan]

You have a mistress?

Lol. 1 female is plenty

 

[TerryP]

Lol. 1 female is plenty

With respect to you knowing I'm not married, and haven't been.

This is a lie. From the pit of hell.

 

[BamaFan334]

With respect to you knowing I'm not married, and haven't been.

This is a lie. From the pit of hell.

So are herpes.

 

[TerryP]

So are herpes.

Wait, What? It's better to get herpes from two than one? Is that your definition of monogamy?

 

[BamaFan334]

Wait, What? It's better to get herpes from two than one? Is that your definition of monogamy?

Lay that little worm out there enough, especially these days, you'll catch something. Although, I'm very interested in your vetting process.

 

[TerryP]

Lay that little worm out there enough, especially these days, you'll catch something. Although, I'm very interested in your vetting process.

That's NOT what she said.

 

[TerryP]

Lay that little worm out there enough, especially these days, you'll catch something. Although, I'm very interested in your vetting process.

Seriously?

I've dated the same half of a dozen women for the last 15-20 years. I can say I love all of them. I can also, without sheepishness, say "It's friends, with benefits." As I've said, God gives us free will.

While there is an occasional "entry," my vetting process runs a gambit. How they treat others. Are they funny? Do they understand sarcasm?

 

[BamaFan334]

Seriously?

I've dated the same half of a dozen women for the last 15-20 years. I can say I love all of them. I can also, without sheepishness, say "It's friends, with benefits." As I've said, God gives us free will.

While there is an occasional "entry," my vetting process runs a gambit. How they treat others. Are they funny? Do they understand sarcasm?

"Can you fish?" "Can you keep the ball in play?"...

 

[PurlJam]

First 50 was easy. Piece of cake

This next 50 is being a struggle

I don't' know about struggle. Can't see shit, can't hear shit, don't understand shit, drive 45 mph or less in the fast lane with the right blinker on, I'm not seeing a struggle here.

 

[50+yeartidefan]

With respect to you knowing I'm not married, and haven't been.

This is a lie. From the pit of hell.

For being married .... 52+ years ....
1 is plenty. OR. Maybe it was just this 1?????

Anyway. It is what it might be

 

[Kirk Van de Graaff]

I don't' know about struggle. Can't see shit, can't hear shit, don't understand shit, drive 45 mph or less in the fast lane with the right blinker on, I'm not seeing a struggle here.

Don't forget the ole have to use the pisser every hour. Like Big fing Ben. Thats why the right blinker is always on.

 

[PurlJam]

Don't forget the ole have to use the pisser every hour. Like Big fing Ben. Thats why the right blinker is always on.

Dayummm, your bladder must be huge.

 

[Rolltide24]

"Can you fish?" "Can you keep the ball in play?"...

If they can’t bait Terry hook, they’re useless to him!

 

[50+yeartidefan]

If they can’t bait Terry hook, they’re useless to him!

And the "hanging it over side" dont go over very well.".either

 

[TerryP]

If they can’t bait Terry hook, they’re useless to him!

G.O.L.F. when it comes to fishing...and considering I'm on a kayak when I'm fishing.

Don't get me wrong. The ladies LOVE the sand bar in Lake Marion in the summer time. A lot of people do. The last time I was out there they had a canoe filled with beer and jello shots anchored down. You could walk to it on the sand bar...swim, boat...or, "Hey, throw me a shot."

Here's a stock photo of the sand bar along with what it looks like on the weekends in the summer.

 

[PurlJam]

Are you saying Terry has the 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy motto?

If it's a snake, just hold its head.

 

[PurlJam]

Age is a number. If they can spit.

Things I shouldn't have said.

I'm thinking more like, if they can take their teeth out.

 

[footballer]

If it's a snake, just hold its head.

He aint scared it would bite him, just don't want it to get away.