You want to know what's fucked up? My parents decided on the name before I was born not knowing. Truth. My dad said "it'll fit both."
Here's the absolute beauty of life, Darren. My dad was fuckin' some other lady and had a girl named...Teresa. See the theme?
Oh, as a pastor of a church.
Wanna know what he's doing now? Every Sunday at 11, I think.
On my tombstone, please. If you can't laugh at life.