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[StanTheCaddy]

Something going on at my house. No one can sleep. While not unusual for me, my kids have never had trouble. Its brutal

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

I really miss Tapatalk. I'm sorry...I absolutely don't agree about using a browser on a mobile device. It's horrible.

I'm still having no trouble at all with Tapa.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Got all (6) 10 lb. butts injected and marinating overnight. Gonna rub them tomorrow, and start smoking tomorrow night around midnight. Should be ready by noon Thursday. After resting in a cooler for a couple hours, they should be ready to pull. Gonna be scrumptious.

Made 2 gallons of sauce over the weekend. It's been sitting in the fridge since. It gets better the longer it sits.

Gonna serve up about 5-6 ounces per sammich. If my math is correct, We should have enough for at least 150, sandwiches after fat shrinkage. We're expecting at least that many folks there.

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[Snout Spout]

You still go to a mall?

I wish. Air conditioning is much better than walking around in the heat and rain in the sorry outdoor malls that are popular now.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Trump may be going to skulk out of the race but he has definitely rattled some cages.

 

[Snout Spout]

Trump may be going to skulk out of the race but he has definitely rattled some cages.

I like him better the more I hear of him.

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Belk is in the mall.

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I'm not a shopper, but Belk buying Parisian ruined the only department store I ever had a consistent positive experience with. It's almost JC Penney 2.0 now.

 

[Biff1]

He's narcissistic enough to pull a Ross Perot and deliver the White House to a democrat.

I'm afraid this is his plan.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Got all (6) 10 lb. butts injected and marinating overnight. Gonna rub them tomorrow, and start smoking tomorrow night around midnight. Should be ready by noon Thursday. After resting in a cooler for a couple hours, they should be ready to pull. Gonna be scrumptious.

Made 2 gallons of sauce over the weekend. It's been sitting in the fridge since. It gets better the longer it sits.

Gonna serve up about 5-6 ounces per sammich. If my math is correct, We should have enough for at least 150, sandwiches after fat shrinkage. We're expecting at least that many folks there.

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Team Cornwell


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You're not going to get that many sandwiches out of 60lbs of raw butt. You'll be lucky to have 60% weight left after cooking. Even if you lost no weight at all, you'd only be able to make 160 6oz sandwiches. The good thing is, though, that 6oz is really too much meat for a sandwich, assuming you're using a standard size cheap bun. If you cut down to 4oz or so per sammich, you might get 130-150 sammiches.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Shouldn't you be writing forum code or sumpin?

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It would sure as hell make things easier if I knew how to do that.

 

[BillBrosky]

after fat shrinkage.

With age the fat doesn't shrink, the lean parts do.

 

[2Stater]

Damn work is cutting into my posting time. I'd be pissed at my boss, but I am the boss. :rant2:

 

[BillBrosky]

Damn work is cutting into my posting time. I'd be pissed at my boss, but I am the boss. :rant2:

Well, that would be your own damn fault wouldn't it. :think:

 

[2Stater]

Well, that would be your own damn fault wouldn't it. :think:

I didn't say I was a very smart boss.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

So I'm getting errors on the work computer when I go to the forum. It loads the RTB homepage but when I click on a specific forum it gives an error. It's very annoying.

 

[BillBrosky]

So I'm getting errors on the work computer when I go to the forum. It loads the RTB homepage but when I click on a specific forum it gives an error. It's very annoying.

Take it to the 'Sick Of' thread fella.

 

[RhinoGuy]

Got all (6) 10 lb. butts injected and marinating overnight. Gonna rub them tomorrow, and start smoking tomorrow night around midnight. Should be ready by noon Thursday. After resting in a cooler for a couple hours, they should be ready to pull. Gonna be scrumptious.

Made 2 gallons of sauce over the weekend. It's been sitting in the fridge since. It gets better the longer it sits.

Gonna serve up about 5-6 ounces per sammich. If my math is correct, We should have enough for at least 150, sandwiches after fat shrinkage. We're expecting at least that many folks there.

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Team Cornwell


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I would start them tonight if I were you. You wont be as exhausted on the big day if you do. Also, I always do .5lbs of raw bone in butt per guest. Its best to have a little extra than not to have enough. I usually go to sams and get one gallon of cattlemans or something different than the homemade sauce for people that like the darker sweeter sauces.

 

[RhinoGuy]

So I'm getting errors on the work computer when I go to the forum. It loads the RTB homepage but when I click on a specific forum it gives an error. It's very annoying.

Its working fine for me on Tapatalk

 

[BillBrosky]

Somebody, PLEASE, just shoot me, one clean shot to the base of the skull!!!!!

 

[It Takes Eleven]

I would start them tonight if I were you. You wont be as exhausted on the big day if you do. Also, I always do .5lbs of raw bone in butt per guest. Its best to have a little extra than not to have enough. I usually go to sams and get one gallon of cattlemans or something different than the homemade sauce for people that like the darker sweeter sauces.

Most Sam's carry Sonny's in a large container, too.