It's the bad joke thread

[doemasters]

How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches!

 

[rick4bama]

Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!

 

[rick4bama]

real joke

Grandson: Poppa may I have a drink of your soda.
Poppa: Yes! you may, but I spit in it.
Grandson: That OK Poppa I did too.
:rolf:
It happen to me with my grandson!

 

[doemasters]

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I'm a weiner! :rtrsign:

 

[rick4bama]

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

 

[PhillyGirl]

 

[rick4bama]

:agree::rolf:

 

[doemasters]

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because crocadooladoo is a good family name

 

[doemasters]

Why did the dolphin kill himself?
He had no porpoise in his life!

 

[rick4bama]

Why did the little boy throw the butter out the window?

So he could see a butterfly!

 

[doemasters]

Whats a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs :dance:

 

[doemasters]

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

It was the wurst! :rolf:

 

[doemasters]

What is more amazing than a talking dog?

A Spelling Bee :wave:

 

[doemasters]

What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?


BOOs

 

[alabama mike]

Do you know 6 out of the 7 dwarf's arent happy?

 

[rick4bama]

How many barners fans does it take to install a light bulb?

None ,because no one there to tell them how to do it.

 

[doemasters]

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

 

[alabama mike]

You know how pictures are put on milk cartons of missing children? If Bruce Jenner goes missing, will thet put his picture on a carton of half and half?

 

[Big Balls]

What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAaaaaaAAAAYYY!!!!!

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Where did the skunk go to college?

P-U!