Really good parody by Bingo for Bama:
Tony Franklin: "Coach Tupperware" ?
Tup's : Yes, Tony, what is it?
Tony - Will you please ask the players to quit calling me Tony the Tiger?
Tup's - Ok, But what about spread eagle?
Tony: not that either, not until we can get better players, I am going to need better players if the spread eagle is going to fly.
Tups: You know as well as I do Tony, Saban got all of the best players, now go back to being Tony the Tiger or Spread Eagle, i want to build up our players morale.
Tony: Well how about Country Crock then ? it is the only artificial spread substitue I have