What are You Sick of??

[2Stater]

Be careful my old buddy. It is hot down here. Needed to do more stuff outside, mistaked up and drank a bloody mary with three beer-a-sodas and now don't see my self getting out there. Alas, did my mowing yesterday evening so alls not lost. Wife wants to go to a "simple place" like I-Hop, so will get sloppy and have a BLT. The Broskys are scaling down dis evenin'.

I hear ya, buddy. The remainder of the day will be indoors.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Never above 75 degrees here.

 

[BillBrosky]

Never above 75 degrees here.

Pussy

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Pussy

Nah. That was about 98.8 degrees. She's was all hot and bothered when Daddy got home.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I haven't played golf since June. Damn heat makes it too close to work.

 

[Biff1]

You idiots have confused this thread with another.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

You idiots have confused this thread with another.

Add another to Biff's list of things that make him sick:

-Thread hijackers

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Team Cornwell

 

[Snout Spout]

I don't think I've ever heard that about the nuts. My grandparents used to call those old fashioned chocolate drops that have the weird white filling by that name.

Mine calls them nigger tits. I have heard some say nigger toes.

I've never heard anyone call anything that comes in a can of nuts by that name.

 

[Snout Spout]

Im feeling better, 2 beers finished, few more to go before the kids wake up. Im a little jelly about the golf talk. I had the chance, but had to work a half day

Your kids play on the night shift?

 

[planomateo]

Mine calls them nigger tits. I have heard some say nigger toes.

I've never heard anyone call anything that comes in a can of nuts by that name.

2015 and you guys still use this word...speechless.

 

[Snout Spout]

2015 and you guys still use this word...speechless.

That supposed to be a joke? We're clearly talking about what our grandmas used to call things.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Your kids play on the night shift?

It was their afternoon nap. They may all be lunatics but they are great sleepers. I worked 6 - 1pm today. Just enough to ruin any chance of golf, fishing, shooting, you know...fun stuff

 

[2Stater]

It was their afternoon nap. They may all be lunatics but they are great sleepers. I worked 6 - 1pm today. Just enough to ruin any chance of golf, fishing, shooting, you know...fun stuff

I have 3 daughters. My lifetime award from my wife is my golf. She realized I was drowning in the estrogen ocean. and gave me carte blanche with the golf as an escape. I decided to keep her.

 

[planomateo]

I have 3 daughters. My lifetime award from my wife is my golf. She realized I was drowning in the estrogen ocean. and gave me carte blanche with the golf as an escape. I decided to keep her.

I remember hearing this a while ago on a sitcom, they coined the phrase as having sissy sperm. So I use "sissy sperm" describing my situation. I wouldn't trade my girls for boys either.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

I have 3 daughters. My lifetime award from my wife is my golf. She realized I was drowning in the estrogen ocean. and gave me carte blanche with the golf as an escape. I decided to keep her.

Sounds like a good woman. I have all boys so i guess my wife is the one that gets to cash out one day.

 

[Snout Spout]

It was their afternoon nap. They may all be lunatics but they are great sleepers. I worked 6 - 1pm today. Just enough to ruin any chance of golf, fishing, shooting, you know...fun stuff

Must be nice. Mine has never been much of a sleeper. The only person who naps in our house is my wife.

 

[2Stater]

Sounds like a good woman. I have all boys so i guess my wife is the one that gets to cash out one day.

Start taking them to the driving range. It will pay off for all of you in the end.

@planomateo - Me neither, e-friend. My daughters are awesome!

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Must be nice. Mine has never been much of a sleeper. The only person who naps in our house is my wife.

I never pictured you having a kid.

 

[2Stater]

I never pictured you having a kid.

He's too busy trying to keep his wife from roofying him to talk about his kid.

 

[Snout Spout]

I never pictured you having a kid.

If I didn't, I'd probably be busy enjoying life too much to post on a message board.