🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Biff1]

I've let my hair grow out, and it has become quite froish. My beautician is out of town this week. I am not enjoying this.

I feel I look like Tony Brown

 

[Bamaholic#1]

I've let my hair grow out, and it has become quite froish. My beautician is out of town this week. I am not enjoying this.

I feel I look like Tony Brown

Your welcome...

 

[It Takes Eleven]

 

[Bamaholic#1]

Press the spoiler button only if you absolutely cant help yourself.

Spoiler: special

 

[Biff1]

Press the spoiler button only if you absolutely cant help yourself.

Spoiler: special

Do you get high every day?

 

[Bamaholic#1]

Do you get high every day?

 

[RhinoGuy]

I wonder how easy it will be to get a ticket right before the game this weekend? I may head over to Starkville Saturday if I don't have to work

 

[Biff1]

I need tickets for the Charleston Southern game. I'd prefer not to have to pay for them. Anybody?

 

[Bamaholic#1]

I need tickets for the Charleston Southern game. I'd prefer not to have to pay for them. Anybody?

I do , but you have to press this button

Spoiler: for tickets

 

[Biff1]

I do , but you have to press this button
[SPOILER="for tickets"

] [/SPOILER]

You messed up the button. Can I still get the tickets?

 

[Bamaholic#1]

You messed up the button. Can I still get the tickets?

only if you press again

 

[QuackQuackBang]

Abraca-pocus

 

[Snout Spout]

So I guess I've now experienced a parental rite-of-passage of sorts:

I got an email from Microsoft confirming my purchase of a video game my hellspawn purchased without permission.

 

[Bamaholic#1]

So I guess I've now experienced a parental rite-of-passage of sorts:

I got an email from Microsoft confirming my purchase of a video game my hellspawn purchased without permission.

My last left the nest 4 Yeats ago.
Enjoy the little assholes while you got em.

 

[EasyTider]

My kids siphoning my savings ¢.99 at a time. Fu CK you iTunes!!

 

[QuackQuackBang]

So I guess I've now experienced a parental rite-of-passage of sorts:

I got an email from Microsoft confirming my purchase of a video game my hellspawn purchased without permission.

Wait til your first $250 cell phone bill combining purchases and data usage overages.

 

[EasyTider]

 

[Snout Spout]

My kids siphoning my savings ¢.99 at a time. Fu CK you iTunes!!

Yeah I wish it was $0.99. Try $21. I guess I'm lucky it wasn't $60.

 

[Snout Spout]

Yeah I don't get the joke in that one. I thought the Jaguars were in Jacksonville.

 

[BlackPawnMartyr]

Yeah I don't get the joke in that one. I thought the Jaguars were in Jacksonville.

Took me a few seconds, but its a cheetah. You can tell by the tear markings on the side of the eyes. New England Cheet-ahs!