🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

:walks in room kicking beer cans vodka bottles and an Elmo doll out the way:

WHAT THE HECK? What were you guys doing last night? Y'all are shaming the WA tribal elders!

Stop your shouting. Some of us are overhung.

 

[Biff1]

Do I remember chine talking shit about people that use foul language, last night. Called most of us ignorant, or something like that.

 

[BillBrosky]

He was guest speaker behind the pulpit at the Church of the Holy Woolly.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Already feeling the fall out from my breakfast burrito this morning. Maybe Shaggy's Burgers and Tacos isn't the best spot for breakfast.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Who was the low down, rotten, dirty sumbitch who sent me a link to take that wine quiz? Maria won't quit emailing me.

Show yourself!

 

[RhinoGuy]

Who was the low down, rotten, dirty sumbitch who sent me a link to take that wine quiz? Maria won't quit emailing me.

Show yourself!

Lol. Maria emails me quite often as well

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[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Lol. Maria emails me quite often as well

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They can't even ship me wine in Alabama. I'd have to have it shipped to a wine shop and go pick it up.

 

[RhinoGuy]

I have a really sharp pain on the top of my hand where all of those skinny bones are that work my fingers.

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[Biff1]

I have a really sharp pain on the top of my hand where all of those skinny bones are that work my fingers.

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A buddy of mine went to thump his kid on the head the other day, and when he did, his hand exploded. All those ligaments and tendons and bones in the top tore all to pieces. Had to have surgery.

Don't thump any of those Mexicans today.

 

[RhinoGuy]

They can't even ship me wine in Alabama. I'd have to have it shipped to a wine shop and go pick it up.

I cant find any of the wine that was suggested for me. I haven't looked at wine stores but the grocery stores dont carry it.

 

[RhinoGuy]

A buddy of mine went to thump his kid on the head the other day, and when he did, his hand exploded. All those ligaments and tendons and bones in the top tore all to pieces. Had to have surgery.

Don't thump any of those Mexicans today.

Mine comes and goes. The little muscles in there must be cramping up.

 

[BillBrosky]

I have a really sharp pain on the top of my hand where all of those skinny bones are that work my fingers.

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Fappers hand. Switch.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Who was the low down, rotten, dirty sumbitch who sent me a link to take that wine quiz? Maria won't quit emailing me.

Show yourself!

That was me. This is why you have dummy email accounts, so they can email you and it doesn't matter.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

That was me. This is why you have dummy email accounts, so they can email you and it doesn't matter.

I'm surprised you were man enough to admit it.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

I'm surprised you were man enough to admit it.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Some poor random poster is going to wander into The Quad today and get all kinds of wrong impressions. No wonder some of these folks want us to leave.

 

[Biff1]

Some poor random poster is going to wander into The Quad today and get all kinds of wrong impressions. No wonder some of these folks want us to leave.

I have noticed that not a single regular guy has posted in the threads that were started today.

And apparently PhillyGirl has abandoned the place totally. I better call her.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

I have noticed that not a single regular guy has posted in the threads that were started today.

And apparently PhillyGirl has abandoned the place totally. I better call her.

Probably got scared away after you sent her someone else's junk pics.

 

[Biff1]

Do you even work Barney??

All you've done today is sit on this board and post.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]