🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Alabiker]

I am drunk.

I don't remember everything that was said.

Biff is a whiny bitch.

These are all the things I remember.

 

[Alabiker]

And Bamachine is my patron saint at shaggy.

That part didn't happen, did it?

 

[Bammerboy321]

Bored and high as fuck. Doing a lot of this

http://www.bored.com/games/

 

[RhinoGuy]

Bored and high as fuck. Doing a lot of this

http://www.bored.com/games/

Dont you go off and get addicted to that stuff.

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[Snout Spout]

Any you guys got a random collection of things?

Big Balls has a disgusting fingernail collection.

 

[BlackPawnMartyr]

Altie...errrrr i mean Alert Mi is at it again! All they are loving this thread.

http://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/tennessee---the-secs-new-powerhouse/58056613/

 

[Snout Spout]

Altie...errrrr i mean Alert Mi is at it again! All they are loving this thread.

http://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/tennessee---the-secs-new-powerhouse/58056613/

Altie an be an entertaining writer at times.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Big Balls has a disgusting fingernail collection.

I thought that was biffs desk at work

 

[Snout Spout]

I thought that was biffs desk at work

You're probably right. I thought Big Balls was the banker with the nail collection and Biff was the woodworker, but maybe Biff works in an office and woodworks on the side. I don't keep up with Asylum enough to know for sure.

I'm only in here so much now because we're in crisis mode.

 

[Biff1]

I see y'all talk shit about me behind my back. Buncha cowards, waiting until I go to bed.

Screw this place.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I still don't know what the shit talking was over.

 

[Snout Spout]

You guys ever think it's fucked up your dad is hitting younger hotter chicks than you are?

 

[Snout Spout]

Well not hotter than my wife, of course, but you get what I'm saying.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

You guys ever think it's fucked up your dad is hitting younger hotter chicks than you are?

That would be pretty surprising since my parents have been married 52 years next month.

 

[Alabiker]

It's a beautiful morning. Until you go outside. But just think : in less than three months this heat will break and the air will be breathable again.

Did I screw up the colon/ semicolon thing again?

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

It's surprisingly cool and dry in N Alabama this morning. Highs will remain in the 90s the next couple days but the lows are getting down in the mid 60s. It's a small reprieve.

 

[Snout Spout]

That would be pretty surprising since my parents have been married 52 years next month.

Yeah, well, mine reminds me of Buck Strickland, except less fat and bald. I can't be the only one, right?

 

[2Stater]

Altie...errrrr i mean Alert Mi is at it again! All they are loving this thread.

http://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/tennessee---the-secs-new-powerhouse/58056613/

Pure gold!!! :rolf:

 

[Pundit]

8:30 tee time. Golf is going to start out pleasant and turn into miserable.

 

[BillBrosky]

:walks in room kicking beer cans vodka bottles and an Elmo doll out the way:

WHAT THE HECK? What were you guys doing last night? Y'all are shaming the WA tribal elders!