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[bamachine]

If you are looking for wine(not a wine drinker myself, aside from Boone's Farm back in the day), there are a couple of wineries in NE AL, one in Albertville ad another in Attalla.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Traffic really slows down on Biff's lunch break.

 

[Big Balls]

Traffic really slows down on Biff's lunch break.

Go look in the Football forum and tell me if you approve of what I posted.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Sigh, bad news for me

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Go look in the Football forum and tell me if you approve of what I posted.

It was a good synopsis, and I appreciate your efforts, but I don't want to overstep our grounds. The mods will probably combine it with the sticky.

 

[Mr. Pink]

I think I found the sweet spot at my desk. Before, I could prop my legs up and lean back and get comfortable enough to rest my eyes.... but after about 10 minutes the bottom leg would start to fall asleep.

I've tried different angles but nothing really helped. Today, propped up at about a 30 degree angle from the front of the desk and legs are fine... gonna be a good day.

 

[BillBrosky]

Traffic really slows down on Biff's lunch break.

Do they have street buffets in NW GA?

 

[Biff1]

Just had the brisket from Sonny's. Damn good

 

[BillBrosky]

I think I found the sweet spot at my desk. Before, I could prop my legs up and lean back and get comfortable enough to rest my eyes.... but after about 10 minutes the bottom leg would start to fall asleep.

I've tried different angles but nothing really helped. Today, propped up at about a 30 degree angle from the front of the desk and legs are fine... gonna be a good day.

Been thinking about a futon for my new office. Got plenty of room and privacy for it.

 

[bamachine]

Just had the brisket from Sonny's. Damn good

Seriously, we need to ship you to Texas for a few weeks. They do brisket there that puts to shame anything you will find around here. On the flip side, they know nothing about prepping a pig like we do around here.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Tiger has made a really nice run after starting +3 yesterday. he's actually in contention.

 

[BillBrosky]

Seriously, we need to ship you to Texas for a few weeks. They do brisket there that puts to shame anything you will find around here. On the flip side, they know nothing about prepping a pig like we do around here.

You live where that man was arrested for raping a pig in the Walmart bathroom.

 

[bamachine]

You live where that man was arrested for raping a pig in the Walmart bathroom.

Had not heard that story and no, I do not live in the Ham, although think about it, the largest city has pork in it's name. Alabama is the King of Swine.

 

[bamachine]

Well, you idiots will have to do without me for a few days, I know it will just crush your hearts. I am heading up to Tennessee until Sunday and we all know they don't have innernets in dem dere hollers.

 

[BillBrosky]

Had not heard that story and no, I do not live in the Ham, although think about it, the largest city has pork in it's name. Alabama is the King of Swine.

True story, see here;

http://now8news.com/alabama-man-caught-having-sex-with-pig-in-walmart-bathroom/

 

[Biff1]

Well, you idiots will have to do without me for a few days, I know it will just crush your hearts. I am heading up to Tennessee until Sunday and we all know they don't have innernets in dem dere hollers.

Squeal like a pig

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Well, you idiots will have to do without me for a few days, I know it will just crush your hearts. I am heading up to Tennessee until Sunday and we all know they don't have innernets in dem dere hollers.

Same here. I came into a little money in the last week and am heading out to Tunica.

 

[BillBrosky]

"Customers reported hearing loud squealing coming from the bathroom in the back area of the store near the layaway department. An eyewitness said her seven-year-old son went in to use the restroom, and came out screaming, “Mommy, mommy is a man in the bathroom holding a pig really close to him!”

 

[StanTheCaddy]

I cant believe that ive had 3 big cups of coffee and a large diet coke in a 4 hour span. I really feel pretty terrible.

 

[Mr. Pink]

Bill- you know that's a fake story right? It's a site trying to be the new "onion" and they started off by picking on poor ol' alabama.