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[Tear Away]

Tossed a butt on the egg. Hopefully the temps won't get too crazy tonight.

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What about the wife's butt?

 

[RhinoGuy]

What about the wife's butt?

No luck with either butt last night

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[StanTheCaddy]

I just read a story on FB that took me several seconds to realize they were talking about the British Brodcasting Corporation instead of...well, you know.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Hey guys: could y'all give my stickied thread a look?

I'd really appreciate y'all's help.

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[Hannibal Lecter MD]

You guys all have revivals starting at church today?

 

[Pundit]

This is the most hungover I've been in a long time.

 

[EasyTider]

This is the most hungover I've been in a long time.

What did you in?

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

What did you in?

You didn't know Pundy's drink if choice?

Appletini, bruh.

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[Gideon Swashbuckler]

You guys all have revivals starting at church today?

It's cool and drizzling here. That combined with the Evan Williams induced slumber from last night and lunch at a Brazilian Grill in which I ate nothing but meat and I have felt like even going to the toilet has been a chore.

 

[Pundit]

What did you in?

It was probably the best of 7 series of full-cup flipcup at 5pm that did it... it went the full 7. Maybe it was the Makers before that. Maybe it was the Makers after that, or the wine, or the few beers after all that. Great night tho. Too bad my wingman couldn't close because I had a good one on the hook.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

So my wife wanted to get one of the Shocktop sampler packs. They had the traditional Belgian White, a Lemon Shandy, a Honeycrisp Apple Wheat, and a Spiced Banana Wheat. Gotta be honest. Banana beer is not good.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

So my wife wanted to get one of the Shocktop sampler packs. They had the traditional Belgian White, a Lemon Shandy, a Honeycrisp Apple Wheat, and a Spiced Banana Wheat. Gotta be honest. Banana beer is not good.

It doesn't sound like it would be.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

It doesn't sound like it would be.

Yeah I didn't want to try it to be honest, but I'm not letting beer go to waste.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Yeah I didn't want to try it to be honest, but I'm not letting beer go to waste.

Fair point. Only reason I've ever tried Red Hook or Red Stripe.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Fair point. Only reason I've ever tried Red Hook or Red Stripe.

I tried Red Stripe in Jamaica as one of those when in Rome things. It's just as bad down there as it is up here. Now the rum...

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I tried Red Stripe in Jamaica as one of those when in Rome things. It's just as bad down there as it is up here. Now the rum...

The rum is stupid good.

 

[BlackPawnMartyr]

Sounds yummy. Im sure you cooked whole chickens before? what do you marinate or stu

I tried Red Stripe in Jamaica as one of those when in Rome things. It's just as bad down there as it is up here. Now the rum...

Do the locals drink it or is it tourist beer? A lot of foreign beer is considered crap beer in their home countries. of course there are a few like Guiness. Guiness by the way is much better in Ireland. It doesnt taste the same once imported for whatever reason.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Do the locals drink it or is it tourist beer? A lot of foreign beer is considered crap beer in their home countries. of course there are a few like Guiness. Guiness by the way is much better in Ireland. It doesnt taste the same once imported for whatever reason.

The whole island is a tourist trap, but I saw a few locals drinking Red Stripe. Naturally they do push it on tourists and try to get them to visit the Red Stripe Brewery. I don't know that it's really considered crap because there just aren't any alternatives. The resort we stayed at only carried Red Stripe. They had loads of different liquors but Red Stripe was the only beer.

 

[Pundit]

Speaking of Jamaica, I may be going to Costa Rica for a week on Wednesday. Anyone ever been?

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Never been to Costa Rica. My FIL owns property down there though. I'm hoping its in the inheritance.