More ineptitude with a little football mixed in

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

I don't have a dog in the $cam fight, but my dick is the biggest here.

You can all end the measuring contest now.

/thread

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[XXL TideFan]

Nah, I'm not going anywhere. I'm taking this thread to a dozen pages minimum.

In your dreams amateur. This thread was dead in the water until I set the hook.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

I miss my ex-wife...............but my aim is getting better.

Lol

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[Augustus McCrae]

In your dreams amateur. This thread was dead in the water until I set the hook.

You didn't set shit. I basically begged this group of jealous haters into bringing up WollyAl. I knew some weak minded idiot would take the bait. Congrats XXL you are the winner.

What's XXL stand for anyway? Is that Roman numerals for I constantly overcompensate to hide my insecurities? Look at me look at me I'm extra extra large!

I make a rare entrance every now and then into a thread like this one and then I take over like a pack of wolves. I just wait for the weakest member to stray from the pack and then I pounce. You bled out on page 3 without even realizing it.

I've taken this thread to 8 pages without breaking a sweat, when is the last time this group of stale posers had a thread go to 8 pages? You amateurs can't even sticky a thread and have it go 8 pages.

 

[rick4bama]

Ya can take the boy outta the Barn but..
What happen here?

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Ya can take the boy outta the Barn but..
What happen here?

I decided a few days back to take a thread in this shithole to a dozen pages. I picked the one that had the most potential for replies based on a formula I learned in psych 101.

 

[Biff1]

@Big Balls, so you lied? You don't even know birdman??? Not sure why you want to go dragging Boz's dick through the dirt, you're no better.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

I don't have a dog in the $cam fight, but my dick is the biggest here.

You can all end the measuring contest now.

/thread

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Does it improve the tips?

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Does it improve the tips?

Depends on if a given lady asks for the "extra sausage special" or not.

I don't just go floppin' it out all Willy-nilly.

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[Augustus McCrae]

Depends on if a given lady asks for the "extra sausage special" or not.

I don't just go floppin' it out all Willy-nilly.

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SLO Sausage Special? Might need to work on your branding

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

SLO Sausage Special? Might need to work on your branding

Already LegalZoomed.

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[XXL TideFan]

I've taken this thread to 8 pages without breaking a sweat, when is the last time this group of stale posers had a thread go to 8 pages? You amateurs can't even sticky a thread and have it go 8 pages.

"Indeed.........thou art truly an internet bad ass. All stand in awe of the poet warrior with the golden wireless keyboard as he ventures forth in the woolly wilds of of his moms' basement slaying those of sound mind and civilized tongue. Verily, my loins have loosened and all doth quaketh at the sound of thine thundering keyboard of doom."
XXL TideFan 13:37 in the book of ASCII

 

[Augustus McCrae]

"Indeed.........thou art truly an internet bad ass. All stand in awe of the poet warrior with the golden wireless keyboard as he ventures forth in the woolly wilds of of his moms' basement slaying those of sound mind and civilized tongue. Verily, my loins have loosened and all doth quaketh at the sound of thine thundering keyboard of doom."
XXL TideFan 13:37 in the book of ASCII

You are catching on. May be some hope for you after all.

 

[JoshB]

What's XXL stand for anyway? Is that Roman numerals for I constantly overcompensate to hide my insecurities? Look at me look at me I'm extra extra large!
.

God what a pathetic, pathetic attempt at being witty. Jesus just stop while you are behind.

 

[PhillyGirl]

This thread:

 

[Big Balls]

@Big Balls, so you lied? You don't even know birdman??? Not sure why you want to go dragging Boz's dick through the dirt, you're no better.

I do know @Birdman37 . I think he's being facetious or maybe he's doing his own version of what he thinks is trolling. He and I have been close for a long time. Check your PMs Birdman.

 

[Bamaholic#1]

Any Y'all offended by nekid wimminz?

 

[TerryP]

Any Y'all offended by nekid wimminz?

In some cases, H.E.L.L. Y.E.S.

 

[JoshB]

I do know @Birdman37 . I think he's being facetious or maybe he's doing his own version of what he thinks is trolling. He and I have been close for a long time. Check your PMs Birdman.

Unless you are a former member that changed his name, I have no idea who you are and there are no PMs from you in my inbox...

 

[RhinoGuy]

@balls has been a dick to me every since I got here. He is the reason I dont post more.