🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 I left a beer can and a bowl of cereal on the porch just to see which one would attract more flies. Guesses?

[TerryP]

Honey Nuts versus Budweiser. (oh damn, there's a joke there.)

 

[PurlJam]

Honey Nuts versus Budweiser. (oh damn, there's a joke there.)

I'm guessing the transgender prostitute (Honey Nuts), drew more flies.

 

[TerryP]

I'm guessing the transgender prostitute (Honey Nuts), drew more flies.

Her name was K. I started down the path of thinking...Special K...gotta stop thinkin'

 

[Sid Youngleman]

Counting barflies?

 

[TerryP]

Counting barflies?

I have a list on my phone. It's under mosquitoes.

 

[PurlJam]

Her name was K. I started down the path of thinking...Special K...gotta stop thinkin'

As long as you don't get over into Lucky Charms.

 

[TerryP]

As long as you don't get over into Lucky Charms.

Okay...I thought my mind was a little fucked up.