First time we put the turkey down the grease almost boiled over and I'm pretty sure if I had a piece of coal stuck in my ass I would have created a diamond at that point. Talk about a butt hole clincher.
My wife from NJ, she like pumpkin pie, me I can take either one myself. Now my daughter she a big sweet potato dish type of girl with those little marshmallow on it.Yeah, we eat sweet potatoes a couple of times a week. Never met a sweet potato dish I didn't like.


