šŸˆ Winston shoplifts crab legs: UPDATE—tried to elude deputy

Also, photoshops included, this is the most laughable thing I've seen on the crab theft topic all day...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If the Heisman winner hungry then we&#39;re all hungry. Why y&#39;all are making jokes were trying to eat</p>&mdash; Ryan Switzer (@Switz03) <a href="">April 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I'm sure everybody trashing the dude hasn't ever done anything stupid.

Why is his punishment so much of a joke? Normally you get a small fine and community service, he's no different than anybody else other than he's a QB on a college team and he's really well know
Why? Tell you what, why don't you go to your local grocery store and stuff your pants full of crab legs, very sloppily, with the intention of being caught. Report back to us what happens.
 
... I wonder if there is any chance of him getting booted from the team and Coker deciding to stay with FSU to replace him as starter.

If he's booted (I know he won't be) - but if somehow some way he was, either FSU or Bama would get screwed royally depending on what Coker would do...
 
From what I have heard and read, Winston went to the cashier and reportedly told her that the manager had said he could get $100 worth of groceries on "credit". I've also heard that he had several indiscretions while at Hueytown that were covered up so as to not interfere with his athletic career.
 
Also, photoshops included, this is the most laughable thing I've seen on the crab theft topic all day...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If the Heisman winner hungry then we&#39;re all hungry. Why y&#39;all are making jokes were trying to eat</p>&mdash; Ryan Switzer (@Switz03) <a href="">April 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Good lord... after reading Switzer's timeline I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's not the brightest bulb in the pack...
 
From a Yahoo article I read .. I just love the reaction to the statement.

"I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility," a statement attributed to Winston read.

Seriously, that's how the statement was actually worded.

"In a moment of youthful ignorance," it continued, "I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items."

Youthful ignorance? Who wrote this thing? No one really cared about an explanation or an excuse but when you offer up "youthful ignorance", it's got to be asked: because he is youthful (20 years old), he was ignorant that grocery stores require payment for, um, groceries? Don't most five-year-olds know this?

No one wants to make much over a $32.72 act of "youthful ignorance" but at some point, like now, it would behoove Winston and his professional future if he stopped finding himself in the middle of things, big and small.

Since arriving at FSU in 2012, there was an incident where police spoke to him about windows being shot out with BB guns and another where a local Burger King accused him of stealing soda – he kept refilling his cup even though employees told him to stop.

Then there was the sexual assault case which resulted in no prosecution, but saw the local state's attorney blast the police for botching the investigation. The New York Times last month reported that another FSU student sought counseling, but did not pursue charges, after a sexual encounter with Winston.

Individually each is explainable, Winston either dodging serious allegations or being involved in immature behavior (who hasn't "stolen" some extra soda from Burger King?). He's never been charged with a crime and that's worth remembering.

In totality, though, it says Winston needs to grow up because he's eligible for the NFL draft next spring and despite his success last season, he lacks the kind of pro-style throwing motion or velocity to assure anything about his future. He isn't good enough that this stuff doesn't matter.

The NFL isn't going to run from an athlete based on this laundry list of "incidents" – it'll pretty much take anyone who can play – but teams will examine each one thoroughly. And then they'll repeatedly question Winston about his maturity and decision-making process. He has way too much ability and potential to allow that to overshadow him.

A citation for crab legs is pretty comical, unless you're the guy getting the citation, who not long ago you had the state's attorney spend weeks determining whether to charge you with a crime that carried a 15-year prison term. He should've learned then that it's best to walk a very straight line.

Winston, for his part, says he understands that. Or at least his statement says that.
 
It didn't take long for the social media world to joke about Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Jameis Winston on Wednesday, when it was discovered that he had been cited for shoplifting crab legs. One locally owned supermarket in Alabama took the joke a step further and is now getting national attention as a result. Jack's Foodland Supermarket in Eva, Ala., made light of the Winston story by putting the Florida State quarterback's name on a package of crab legs, labeling them "Jameis Winston King Crab Legs.

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A policeman told me today that in big cities (he said Birmingham, but he was insinuating Tallahassee) that even with pot now. ..like just a joint that if the person is very polite and up front about things, the police will make him stub out and destroy the weed. Actually, that's what some are doing here, and we're nowhere near the size of Tallahassee or Birmingham. So worrying about someone shoplifting $30 worth of crab legs wasn't nearly as high of a priority as other perps are.
 
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