Hope he picked the biggest defensive lineman he could find so he could send a message.
You misunderstood. It was the whole DL.
Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Bad, Bad Tony Brown...
Already songs about him.
"Well the South side of Tuscaloosa
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware of a man named Tony Brown
Now Tony, more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot tall
All the downtown ladies call him Hardhitting Lover
All the men just call him Sir
And it's bad, bad Tony Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Tony, he a baller
And he like his crimson clothes
And he like to wave his championship rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
I'm sure he's got a Charger too
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
And it's bad, bad Tony Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well, Friday 'bout a week ago
Tony shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat some pizza for the D-line and ooh, that pie looked nice
Well, he cast his eyes upon it
And the trouble soon began
'Cause Tony Brown learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the food of a hungry man
And it's bad, bad Tony Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well, the big men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Tony looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
And it's bad, bad Tony Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
And it's bad, bad Tony Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Yeah, badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog"