One foggy night a UT fan was heading south and a Bama fan was
driving
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Tide fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too,
feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Tide fan walks over to the Vols fan and says, "Hey, man, I think
this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends
instead of being rivals."
The Vols fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Bama fan then pops open the trunk of his
car
and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Vol
fan,
"I think this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound
friendship."
The Vols fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the
bottle, the Vols fan hands the bottle back to the Bama fan and says,
"Your
turn".
The Bama fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest
of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll
just
wait for the cops to show up."
This is Alabama Football
RTR
driving
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Tide fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too,
feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Tide fan walks over to the Vols fan and says, "Hey, man, I think
this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends
instead of being rivals."
The Vols fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Bama fan then pops open the trunk of his
car
and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Vol
fan,
"I think this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound
friendship."
The Vols fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the
bottle, the Vols fan hands the bottle back to the Bama fan and says,
"Your
turn".
The Bama fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest
of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll
just
wait for the cops to show up."
This is Alabama Football
RTR
