My Dad told the story of being at a friend's house, and the friend's adult son was at the table eating and the Dad was just chewing him out about how lazy he was to not be out on his on or have a steady job. He looked up at his Dad, smiled, and said, "you can't make me mad while I'm eatin' Momma's cooking."
Hard for someone to make me mad enough to not watch a Bama game.
RTR,
Tim