📡 Shank 'bout to have that awkward conversation with Saban (Arrested for DUI)

[TheChief]

When does fall practice start??? Holy crap...we need these guys to go back to work!!

Shades of 2010. Coming off a national championship. Seems as though the team has no leadership from any players. Seems as though the team IS.NOT.WORKING. Get back to work indeed.

Get ready for a long season, folks.

"This city is heading for a catastrophe of biblical proportions... Fire and brimstone, coming down from the sky....rivers and seas boiling...the dead rising from the grave...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

 

[planomateo]

So he might not have been on anything, hit a car, got a concussion, called the police to report an accident, fled the scene, when found he wasn't acting right, and he had a 0.0 BAC.

Well that certainly changes things up a bit doesn't it.

 

[TUSKtimes]

Bama could very well be looking at an undefeated summer against the long arm of the law. However, vs Nick Saban, I'm predicting a 0-3 start.

 

[TheChief]

Flash forward to this fall:

"Vern, it looks like Bama has come up short on that big first down."

"Right Gary... but, here come some men in suits. They're on the field. I think they've sent in lawyers to discuss the situation with the crew chief."

After many replays and several commercials:

"I know it's hard to believe," Vern says, "but Bama now has the first down."

 

[TUSKtimes]

Flash forward to this fall:

"Vern, it looks like Bama has come up short on that big first down."

"Right Gary... but, here come some men in suits. They're on the field. I think they've sent in lawyers to discuss the situation with the crew chief."

After many replays and several commercials:

"I know it's hard to believe," Vern says, "but Bama now has the first down."

I was visualizing an absolute certain Herbie trying to explain to the football world how that was a Ridley TD against Sparty after all. Higher sources.

 

[TerryP]

Shades of 2010. Coming off a national championship. Seems as though the team has no leadership from any players. Seems as though the team IS.NOT.WORKING. Get back to work indeed.

Get ready for a long season, folks.

"This city is heading for a catastrophe of biblical proportions... Fire and brimstone, coming down from the sky....rivers and seas boiling...the dead rising from the grave...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

Hyperbole ∞

Take a minute and compare the summer of 2015 with your comments here and get back to me.

Ryan Anderson,
Johnathan Taylor
Geno Smith
Cyrus Jones
Tyren Jones.
Gunner Rayborn.

Just as a starting point for you here, Chief.

 

[JoshB]

The concussion thing is a little far fetched to me but a drug test can do alot for his claim if he is being honest.

 

[Che Boludo]

The concussion thing is a little far fetched to me but a drug test can do alot for his claim if he is being honest.

I agree, and I wouldn't be surprised if it happened internally.

CNS said his indefinite suspension was different because he made a choice that put others at risk. I'm certain CNS talked to him before suspending him as he generally always waits to gather facts and all sides before announcing a decision. If he'd blown a 0.00 and CNS still suspended him, I'd guess AT admitted some wrong doing or maybe even failed a team internal urinalysis.

I don't know anymore facts than anyone else here and believe all should get benefit of the doubt, but the suspension was given for a reason. So, I'm hardly sympathetic.

 

[EasyTider]

Food poisoning. NOT GUILTY

 

[TheChief]

Hyperbole ∞

Take a minute and compare the summer of 2015 with your comments here and get back to me.

Ryan Anderson,
Johnathan Taylor
Geno Smith
Cyrus Jones
Tyren Jones.
Gunner Rayborn.

Just as a starting point for you here, Chief.

I know, Terry. Meant to be. That's why I included the "Ghostbusters" quote.

 

[JoshB]

I know, Terry. Meant to be. That's why I included the "Ghostbusters" quote.

Ahhhh a Melissa McCarthy fan I see... oke2: