🏈 Screw the 24 hour rule today: Avoid the rush, Hate UT Early!!!

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From RBR's Tennessee Hate Week Thread:

My hate for Tennessee is as deep as the Pacific Ocean and is as long as the Mississippi River..

This is my favorite week of the year, you guys. Yep, it's better than Christmas, my birthday, my anniversary, every state holiday, Hanukkah and the summer solstice COMBINED.

[h=5]Because of Tennessee I hate....[/h] Nashville. Lived there for 3 years. Awful town, awful people, awful traffic...
The Tennessee River. Obvious reason is obvious.
Country music. See Nashville above.
Opryland. It's a combo of Nashville, rednecks and country music. What's not to hate?
Dolly Parton. Fake boobs. Awful voice. Stupid theme park. In the Mountains.
Mountains. They make you really tired when climbing. They are so high..why are they so high? Leaves turn orange in the fall.
Orange. No one ever looks good in orange. In fact, orange makes even the hottest woman alive look like an uglier version of Roseanne Barr. If my wife liked orange, I wouldn't have married her. Also see: Orange Juice, Orange Gatorade, Orange Popsicles, Orange crayons, Orange books, ties, shirts, people, clouds and orange food..If CrossFit was the color orange, I'd hate that too.
Jack Daniel's. A detestable beverage that burns on the way down. What a perfect description of Tennessee.
Coca-cola. It's associated with Jack Daniel's, which is located in Tennessee...So of course it deserves my hate.
Memphis BBQ- WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET?! If I wanted to eat meat with sloppy sugar on top, I'd make a BBQ popsicle.
Peyton Manning or any Manning for that matter. Needs no explanation. HATE. HATE. HATE.
Snow. Does it fall in Tennessee? YEP. #hate.
Rain. See reason for hating snow above.
Cracker Barrel. Started in Tennessee. Their biscuits suck and the crap they sell in their store is over priced garbage.
 
I'll never forget Phatimus Maximus addressing his team after several wins in a row and commenting that no one on the team had ever lost to Alabama. The fans were all about that in Knoxville, and rightly so I guess. The Tide can sure say it now though! I always tried to be gracious in victory and defeat. That all changed around the time Peyton Manning came to town. The fan base in Knoxville changed. They are nothing like the fan base that gave Bear a standing ovation each time he walked slowly off the field toward the dressing, even after one of his numerous wins against Tennessee. I don't turn the other cheek with the Viles. Never again. Carpe Diem
 
I'll never forget Phatimus Maximus addressing his team after several wins in a row and commenting that no one on the team had ever lost to Alabama. The fans were all about that in Knoxville, and rightly so I guess. The Tide can sure say it now though! I always tried to be gracious in victory and defeat. That all changed around the time Peyton Manning came to town. The fan base in Knoxville changed. They are nothing like the fan base that gave Bear a standing ovation each time he walked slowly off the field toward the dressing, even after one of his numerous wins against Tennessee. I don't turn the other cheek with the Viles. Never again. Carpe Diem

Perspective: If we exclude the class from Feb., no player that Saban has ever recruited has lost to UT and every player has won a NC.
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/rollbamaroll">@rollbamaroll</a> smokey runs away from cats <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23volshateweek&amp;src=hash">#volshateweek</a></p>&mdash; Justin Taylor (@TayloJ52) <a href="https://twitter.com/TayloJ52/statuses/392431529433264128">October 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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You guys should read Volnation. It truly is hilarious. They really think they can come in and win. Most of them are like "Remember 09? We won't let it slip away this time!"


This is good that they're buying in. This makes the win so much sweeter. I hope they stick around to see 'Bama fans waving 7 in the air.
 
Anyone see that the Vile fans returned a lot of their tickets? For a fan base that has become extremely cocky from beating a overrated USCjr squad, you'd think they would come to the game and witness their team against supposedly their biggest rival :lance:
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Last time Tennessee beat Alabama
Derek Dooley was one of Saban's assistants in Miami. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23VolsHateWeek&amp;src=hash">#VolsHateWeek</a></p>&mdash; Alex Hartline (@alexhartline21) <a href="https://twitter.com/alexhartline21/statuses/392303674833530880">October 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Last time Alabama lost to Tennessee gas was $1.91 a gallon</p>&mdash; Bama Dawg (@BamaDawg_) <a href="https://twitter.com/BamaDawg_/statuses/392647354786275328">October 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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