💬 On this Day ---🎂

I am 52. I have Brandon by a couple + years. Not gonna reveal his age, but he ain’t 50.

I'm 47 going on 77. I dropped some ice in the floor this morning getting my water from the fridge and just kicked the cubes under the table. Ain't throwing my back out before breakfast.

But, you must remember, it's Mrs. Van de Graaff's birthday too... so I may have the Ace in my hand today, but she carries the Joker.
 
I'm 47 going on 77. I dropped some ice in the floor this morning getting my water from the fridge and just kicked the cubes under the table. Ain't throwing my back out before breakfast.

But, you must remember, it's Mrs. Van de Graaff's birthday too... so I may have the Ace in my hand today, but she carries the Joker.

At 77. Just leave cube on floor and blame it is dog ....
 
At 77. Just leave cube on floor and blame it is dog ....

The best is on a hot summer day, the dog will scoop it up and eat it. But in the morning when it's 61° in the house, he just looks at me like I’m an idiot.
 
The best is on a hot summer day, the dog will scoop it up and eat it. But in the morning when it's 61° in the house, he just looks at me like I’m an idiot.
The move is kicking under the 'fridge. Damn grate might be a problem if you kick the cube too hard.
 


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