🏈 Meltdown Thread, Week 4

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

God, this thread is 81 pages long.. I'm a little over halfway through...


This one made me srsly LOL


bigblock 4:09p, 9/22/18
Saban says: SURPRISE! BUTTSEX!

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bigblock 4:10p, 9/22/18
Saban says: SURPRISE! We left the lube at home!


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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Eso si, Que es 4:13p, 9/22/18
They tackle us with one hand

We tackle them with one entire defensive unit.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

After the terrible punt at the end of our unsuccessful opening drive of 2h, this one was pretty funny:


Win At Life 4:42p, 9/22/18
Saban will never be elite if he can't get a better punter than that

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Silver lining?


Evanhue 4:48p, 9/22/18
Hey, our punter is better than theirs.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Toptierag2018 4:53p, 9/22/18
Have mercy. Put in Jalen Hurts


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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Sparkie 4:55p, 9/22/18
What's the o/u on Pornhubs increase in visitors from Texas?


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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

marble rye 4:57p, 9/22/18
In reply to AvidAggie
AvidAggie said:
How old is Saban again?

Why can't someone from his high school remember him grabbing their boobs? This is bull*****
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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Agsgirl 5:00p, 9/22/18
In reply to TexasAggie_97
+ 1 more quotes (click to expand)
jaguar said:


Let the man get 2-3 years of recruits before you talk that crap
TexasAggie_97 said:

Dude go back and look at sabans classes. He pretty much gets the top class every year and they are ahead of us right now too.

Saban doesn't recruit, he selects...

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

After the collision with the security guard at the fence...

Made me chuckle..


LeonardSkinner 5:07p, 9/22/18
Two guys on the ground, the trainer goes to the one moving and wearing pads. The civilian lying motionless?

Saban is like, "if he dies, he dies."

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Cromagnum 5:12p, 9/22/18
At least Bama sucks at punting. Probably because they never have to practice doing it

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[rick4bama]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, you having fun ain't you!

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Coog_aTm 5:26p, 9/22/18
It always seems like Bama has 22 players on defense

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Seanzy2012 5:30p, 9/22/18
Jimbo needs to have a sit down with Hurts after the game.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

wbt5845 5:32p, 9/22/18
Bama fans sarcastically cheer for their punter for hitting one half decent. Funny.



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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

The Johnny F*cking Football fans refer to Tua as Tua Football... Lol


Pumpkinhead 5:33p, 9/22/18
Look how much better our defense looked defending Jalen Hurts led offense.



Can't help but wonder if just Tua was hurt for this game and Hurts had to play the entire way, what the score would be right now. I'll guess something like 28-16 with us still kind of in it.

But kind of unfair now that Nick finally went and got him a Tua Football.


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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

mugwurt 5:50p, 9/22/18
So after Tua we have to play his little brother at Bama? Ugh...

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

riverrataggie 6:01p, 9/22/18
Play of the game was an incomplete pass

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, you having fun ain't you!

Actually, yes and no.

Scanned 78 pages of a damn message board on my phone.. Eyes are hurting... Lol

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, I would bet websites game day thread activity is down tremendously when they're playing Alabama.

Yet it was still...

EIGHTY-ONE-PAGES.

Yeesh.

 

[rick4bama]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, I would bet websites game day thread activity is down tremendously when they're playing Alabama.

Yet it was still...

EIGHTY-ONE-PAGES.

Yeesh.

81 pages for our game?