🏈 Meltdown Thread, Week 4

[bama alum]

One of the best days of the college football season is Tuesday, the day of the meltdown thread!

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaacck!

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 4

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

I don't get it.

They used to include a Bama opponent's melt every week. After all, it IS a Bama site.

Like really, I've only seen one Bama opponents melt this year, I believe.

Maybe it's because our opponents have accepted inevitability and their melts just aren't entertaining?

 

[TerryP]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, someone find an A&M game thread...or Ole Miss.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, someone find an A&M game thread...or Ole Miss.

Haven't found their game thread yet, but there is this "Smith trapped the ball!" thread... Lol

Bama's first TD catch was dropped! | TexAgs

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Found the TexAgs game thread finally, like 5 pages deep.

After 3 pages of "rah-rah... BTHOBAMA" The link starts with a funny pre-game post..

"that hip hop country bro music gave me aids"

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

bigblock 2:45p, 9/22/18
Dear Saban: please use lube. We left ours at home

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Enviroag02 2:45p, 9/22/18
On a positive...our defense isn't worn out

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

john32f 2:45p, 9/22/18
This team is 15 points better than any other team in the NCAA. I know they say play the game because anything could happen but we are going to get donkey punched today

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Harris 2:52p, 9/22/18
I have probably two coherent decades left on this planet. All I want is to live long enough to see Alabama just suck.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

On their RB dancing in the backfield instead of finding/hitting a hole:



oneeyedag 3:10p, 9/22/18
Treyveon gonna be great on dancing with the stars.

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[TerryP]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, wanna make some memes

 

[rocknthefreeworld]

Harris 2:52p, 9/22/18
I have probably two coherent decades left on this planet. All I want is to live long enough to see Alabama just suck.

I am assuming they are about 18 years old and only plan to live to their mid 30's. Otherwise it would be easy to remember when Bama sucked.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, wanna make some memes

Eh, I'm 16 pages in their 81-page game thread and I'm pretty much done for the next few hours.

Gotta go have a failed truck towed to the repair shop...

 

[TerryP]

I was thinking about watching the game again tonight at work. Might find something.

 

[TUSKtimes]

Eh, I'm 16 pages in their 81-page game thread and I'm pretty much done for the next few hours.

Gotta go have a failed truck towed to the repair shop...

OK, you got me reading some of that stuff. It's good they keep their sense of humor. Man, there are threads over there right now that just signals surrender. So this is what Tua time looks like.

Was it a "rout"?

 

[TerryP]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, I would bet websites game day thread activity is down tremendously when they're playing Alabama.

 

[rick4bama]

Pylon I thought this thing was part of the goal line? Bear said it wasn't!

HEY LOOK OVER THERE AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GO TO OT WITH ARMY

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Cromagnum 3:32p, 9/22/18
Good job. Bama is driving a Ferrari. We are driving a Prius with a blown head gasket.

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

God, this thread is 81 pages long.. I'm a little over halfway through...


This one made me srsly LOL


bigblock 4:09p, 9/22/18
Saban says: SURPRISE! BUTTSEX!

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[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Boiling Denim 4:09p, 9/22/18
We need some anti-trust laws in college football now

This isn't even fair anymore.



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