So a man walks into my work today and has lost his the whole left side of his body.......
But don't worry he is all right now :wave:
But don't worry he is all right now :wave:
It's the bad joke thread
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why did the teddy bear not eat his lunch.....
He was stuffed :dance:
He was stuffed :dance:
PhillyGirl
Member
Yessssss I love this thread! :hurray:
Why is it a bad idea to play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs
What did the duck say to the bartender?
Put it on my bill
Who do crackers worship?
Cheesus
What do you call a lazy cow?
A bull-dozer
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted!
Why is it a bad idea to play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs
What did the duck say to the bartender?
Put it on my bill
Who do crackers worship?
Cheesus
What do you call a lazy cow?
A bull-dozer
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted!
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business
PhillyGirl
Member
What's something red, that is bad for your teeth?
A brick
A brick
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack :rolf:
It got stuck in a crack :rolf:
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left
All of the fans left
PhillyGirl
Member
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot
A parking lot
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the Fresh Prince
Follow the Fresh Prince
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it
Because they’re really good at it
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
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