1. Alabama
2. The Crimson Tide
3. Bama
4. Anyone playing the barn, UcheaT, Notre Dumb, or Braska
5. The Braves (since before they were good and now that they suck again)
6. Anyone playing the '49ers, Redskins, or the Raiders
7. Anyone playing the Yankees
8. In the event that the barn, UcheaT, Notre Dumb, or Braska are playing one another, I root for a natural disaster to strike the stadium.
9. A strike in Pro Basketball
10. Another strike in Pro Hockey