CAD / Altie / Ctrl Atl Del ... Altimer, Mortimer, geez, you know who I'm talking about, right?

I didn't see it in my other post in this thread, but I may have mentioned it elsewhere...

He welched on a bet awhile back. Something like Bama not winning more than X amount of games in 2012 or something, and the bet was that he would leave Woolly for good if he lost.

Well he lost. Then tried to say he misunderstood the bet (an entire season later of course) but that he would leave anyway. He was gone for maybe a month before coming back.

Calling him a bet welcher really gets under his skin. I highly recommend it.

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Love me some CAD in small doses. He will never, ever change. Its like the story of the scorpion and the frog. I say bring him back because he is entertaining for a while and then when he goes over the top give him the boot again. Let him sit in solitary, let him beg to come back, bring him back and let the process repeat itself. Message boards need some fireworks now and then. And when he isnt trolling he has some interesting stories to share.



The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
 
Welcome CAD with open arms. Don't worry CAD, I'll save you from these shmucks. You're an intelligent, thoughtful, wise poster that brings life to this forum. Any you mods got a problem, you can meet me at the Pineville Sonic parking lot
 
I don't remember him doing anything other than trolling his heart out. His problem is that he doesn't give up a troll when nobody believes him and he just keeps going and going. When he loses an argument, he just tries to give people pet names.

He's just annoying and exhausting to have to deal with, but it's not like he spams boards with porn or anything.

He never liked the Woolly because he often got his ass handed to him and it would frustrate him. He would usually leave for a couple of months, then come back and try to start crap, get upset and leave again.

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I never understood why someone would bother with all of that. Just extremely pointless.

I recall the whole fights and such on the Woolly. I never really got involved.
 
OK, I'll offer my thoughts, although I am 100% sure it will not be a well-received opinion, and most of you don't know me from Adam, although I've been around several forums for quite a long time - I just don't post often.

Altie is one of the wittiest posters I have seen on Alabama forums... he has a polarizing personality much like Kingpin did back on Tidesports. He is entertaining. He is intelligent (I suspect extremely so). He enjoys rustling people's jimmies, and he's quite good at it. He loves attention. He holds grudges.

He adds life and interest to an otherwise flat landscape of like-minded, well-mannered Alabama supporters. I think he adds an interesting dynamic, and he can be extremely funny if you understand his motivations.

Any forum is more interesting with him than without. He encourages discussion, via a multitude of channels. I was thrilled to see him here. Not because I love everything he says (a lot of times I can only shake my head and laugh), but because I know I will be entertained.
 
OK, I'll offer my thoughts, although I am 100% sure it will not be a well-received opinion, and most of you don't know me from Adam, although I've been around several forums for quite a long time - I just don't post often.

Altie is one of the wittiest posters I have seen on Alabama forums... he has a polarizing personality much like Kingpin did back on Tidesports. He is entertaining. He is intelligent (I suspect extremely so). He enjoys rustling people's jimmies, and he's quite good at it. He loves attention. He holds grudges.

He adds life and interest to an otherwise flat landscape of like-minded, well-mannered Alabama supporters. I think he adds an interesting dynamic, and he can be extremely funny if you understand his motivations.

Any forum is more interesting with him than without. He encourages discussion, via a multitude of channels. I was thrilled to see him here. Not because I love everything he says (a lot of times I can only shake my head and laugh), but because I know I will be entertained.

That was beautiful, Vertical. Thank you. I fear that my head became so big after reading that eloquent post that it's about explode. I'm almost afraid to make another post now because I feel self-conscious and may not live up to your expectations. I'm actually smiling as I type this and whistling a pleasing tune. You made my day, man.
 
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