CAD / Altie / Ctrl Atl Del ... Altimer, Mortimer, geez, you know who I'm talking about, right?

As much as I love a good joke, I'm not a fan of trolling the Bama fan base ... as susceptible as they can be.
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The last time I heard from him he was in China teaching the English language.

A preacher in an Arkansas church for a long time ... geez, can't think of his username either.

Was it BigFan you are referring to?
 
As much as I love a good joke, I'm not a fan of trolling the Bama fan base ... as susceptible as they can be.
aguar


The last time I heard from him he was in China teaching the English language.

A preacher in an Arkansas church for a long time ... geez, can't think of his username either.

I believe it was Big_Fan @Big_Fan you out there? He was in Taiwan I think.

Here it is: As promised... two weeks before the Mountain Oyster-omelette special - The post...

RTR,

Tim
 
As much as I love a good joke, I'm not a fan of trolling the Bama fan base ... as susceptible as they can be.
aguar

I wasn't trolling the Alabama fan base and have never done that. I was trolling, along with 3/4 of the board, individuals on WoollyAl. Really, I just use the word trolling because I was being lazy. It was more of just fitting in and adjusting to the tone of the board.

In other words, mostly everyone there acted like complete idiots and flamed each other like fire was fun. That's a better term, flaming. As far as ridiculing, tricking, posing as a fan of a team that I wasn't really a fan of, denigrating Alabama fans being Alabama fans, etc... no. I have never and never would do that.

If you weren't in e-fights with other posters, over inane and trivial matters, the only thing left to do on that board was talk about poop, tits, and trannies. I didn't particularly enjoy that and never participated, therefore the largest amounts of time were spent bickering like housewives nipping on the hooch.

Regardless of my apparent memory loss, I can't remember ever being roundly e-beat in flame wars on that dark and devious board. I'm not here to argue with anyone though and I thank you sincerely for allowing me back. I try to mostly fit in wherever I may be posting and realize this isn't WoollyAl. Roll Tide!!
 
I was E-Hired by moderators, not real money just several private requests, to antagonize DD on BamaMag and make him crack and do enough on the main board to get himself banned. There were quite a few moderators there that were of the opinion that he didn't ever do enough to get banned, even though he really was a horrible poster that virtually never had anything good to say about Alabama. So, it was moderator against moderator.

While doing this, I had to not violate any Scout guidelines my ownself, as I was warned that I would be on my own and could likely get banned.

I tipped the scale and pecked at his veneer over the course of about a week and he finally snapped, went overboard, and was banned. The other mods, at that point, had no legs to stand on and had to agree to his banning. .

After that, I believe, is when he headed over to TideSports and absolutely owned that board and it's posters for years.
Well...glad someone got that guy kicked off / out of something. He sure was a pot stirrer
 
Sure, but that is really all WoollyAl was about. It was created basically to attempt to be the toughest, meanest, most irreverent, hard-core, anything goes Bama board. Cursing, nudity, personal attacks, threats of violence, etc... were the norm and accepted as a day to day occurrence.

It was pointless but, that was the point. WoollyAl is where the misfits came to roost and talk Alabama football for a second or two and then attack, slander, hate, jump on others, and just generally act like total fools. And, frankly, it was fun and everyone loved that type of stuff.

Of course, that was while BamaChine was running the show. After he gave up on the board, things got straight-laced all the sudden and people had to be careful about what they said and how they said it and to whom they said it to.

Personally, I don't think Chine ever really cared for me but, he never banned me either. He never banned anyone that didn't flood the board with gay porn or stuff like that. In fact, he was even in on schemes to create fake user-names for regs there and let them troll the board as women who would elicit nude photos of other members there.. Things like that were normal and I just tried my best to fit in and hold my own.

I never participated in any of the seedier types of things like I just mentioned but, sure, I trolled right along with the rest of them. Perhaps I trolled too good and made enemies but, I never got super personal and never tried to track anyone or shame them in real life or anything like that. I never really got consumed, in real life, like many there seemed to do.

I really don't know why so many posters seem to have negative views of me but, that is message-board life. Geez, look at all the I's in this response, what is wrong with me?

I don't think I really had an opinion. I think I just followed folks from TS.
 
dd4bama was just a chronic attention whore who was always more concerned with what other fanbases would think of his opinions than he was actually having any kind of enthusiasm for his 'own' team.
 
dd4bama was just a chronic attention whore who was always more concerned with what other fanbases would think of his opinions than he was actually having any kind of enthusiasm for his 'own' team.

Yes, and it aroused him when others always complained about his nauseating behavior. It was a win/win for him.
 
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Was CPB really a conservative coach?

This is a post I copied due to the information about Bryant and his offensive philosophy. I imagined that some of you would already know it but, some would like to read it. Enjoy.

Coach Bryant was a coach that just implemented whatever he felt would give the best chance of success.

He had some of the best passing quarterbacks in the nation during the 1960's and then changed his offensive attack completely in the space of a season when he decided that a new offense would give him a better chance to win. Coming off a dismal 6-5-1 season in 1970 and losing his latest record-setting quarterback (Scott Hunter), there was no better time to right the ship and that's what he set out to do.

There was really nothing surprising about what he did. A lot of programs changed their offensive philosophies in the late 60's and early 70's. If you look at the NCAA offensive statistics, teams went from an average of 25 pass attempts per game in 1968 to only 18 attempts per game in 1975, while the rushing attempts per game increased from a low of 44 in 1966 to a high of 52 in 1975. What set Coach Bryant apart is how effectively he made the change.

The average offense in 1973 averaged 193 yards a game on the ground and 131 through the air. The 1973 Bama offense averaged 366 yards per game on the ground and 115 ypg in the air.

The average offense in 1964 gained 260 total yards per game, and 323 ypg by 1973, which is an increase of 25%. Bama's offense was gaining 312.9 ypg in 1964 and 481 ypg by 1973, an increase of 54%.

So Bama in 1964 outgained the average offense by 53 yards and by 1973 outgained the average offense by 157 yards (48%)... and today's sportswriters seem to think that Coach Bryant won only by defense with no concept of offense. The facts show just how absurd is that supposition.

For an example, the average offense in 2006 gained 347 yards per game in total yards. An offense that outgained the average offense by 48% would have a total offense per game of 515 yards. There's only one team that can lay claim to having that much total offense in 2006: Hawaii with 559 ypg total offense.

Now, imagine if Hawaii played in the SEC and could STILL have that offensive output.
Coach Bryant did it. Now, how any sportswriter can state, while keeping a straight face, that Bryant won only with defense and an "average
offense" just boggles the mind.
 
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