I know i'd chop off me boys, sleep with a pig, kill 50 kittens, paint my big fat butt in AU orange from head to toe, put on a superman cape and run down Magnolia st. through Toomers screaming "Sacam Newton killed the trees! Sacam Newton killed the trees!" to get those seats you shot that photo from.
that's what i know.
(oh and the pig part.....was married to one for 5 loooooong years so....that would be nothing new. been there done that.)