A Bama fan and a Tennessee fan were trying to navigate the interstate round Knoxville to get to the game on time. Unfortunately they both tried to be in the same place at the same time, resulting in a fender bender. The Vol fan was distraught about the damage to his car and the prospect of being late for kickoff. The Alabama fan took out a flask, filled with bourbon, and offered it to the OT man.
"Here, take a slug of this. It will help steady your nerves."
The Vol took a big gulp and handed it back to the Tide fan, who put it away.
"Aren't you going to take a drink too? " said the Vol.
"Not until the police get here and do their accident report."
Drum roll.