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I'd like to meet the author of that and give him a solid Southern a$$ whippin'. You know the kind of whuppin' I'm talking about. The kind where your OWN wife or girlfriend is BEGGING you to stop. I'd give him a minute to collect his senses, MAKE him sing "Yea Alabama" at the top of his lungs on video for a youtube posting, then resume beating him down to a quivering heap of bloody mess. :twisted:

I don't like his tone.
 
Tideboy said:
I'd like to meet the author of that and give him a solid Southern a$$ whippin'. You know the kind of whuppin' I'm talking about. The kind where your OWN wife or girlfriend is BEGGING you to stop. I'd give him a minute to collect his senses, MAKE him sing "Yea Alabama" at the top of his lungs on video for a youtube posting, then resume beating him down to a quivering heap of bloody mess. :twisted:

I don't like his tone.
Huh?
 
Tideboy said:
I'd like to meet the author of that and give him a solid Southern a$$ whippin'. You know the kind of whuppin' I'm talking about. The kind where your OWN wife or girlfriend is BEGGING you to stop. I'd give him a minute to collect his senses, MAKE him sing "Yea Alabama" at the top of his lungs on video for a youtube posting, then resume beating him down to a quivering heap of bloody mess. :twisted:

I don't like his tone.

His humor is definitely not for everyone. I suppose if you like Don Rickles, you might like this guy's "insult everyone" type of humor. It doesn't do much for me, though. I wouldn't go so far as to beat the shjt out of him like you suggest, Tideboy. But, I would watch and keep an eye out for police cars while you whipped him. :lol:
 
West Virginia's was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.
35% Burning couches
25% Biting Wintergreen Lifesavers in the dark
15% Burning Mrs. Throckmorton’s lodge and decrying ā€œall those Christmas dudesā€
10% Burning crosses on lawns they thought belonged to Rich Rodriguez, only to realize they got the addresses mixed up
7% Hydroelectric beaver dams
5% Miniature wind farm outside Betty Lou’s Chili Bowl restaurant (only restaurant in state)
2% Breathalyzer turbines
1% Rubbing coonskin caps together
 
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