Chuck-E-Cheeze said:
Altie, what do you think the journalists will find? What would stand out the most?
Would it be something as simple as the majority of children have "rat-tails"? Or would it go deeper and maybe uncover some unique social behaviors?
Rat tails are a given, Chuck E.
No, I am talking about communication by whistling, blinking as a form of speaking, conspiracy theorists that are socially the most respected and revered among the AuNeck tribe, things such as that.
Perhaps they could document the much talked about, but never recorded, tradition of smoking cow dung after victories.
The lack of beauty that is inherent in all native born AuNeck women should be explored. The extra gene that most AuNeck men have been rumored to have could be studied scientifically.
The tendency of AuNeckians to track and stalk anyone associated with a college in Tuscaloosa.
For example, the Hoover schoolteacher that had her children staked out at their playgrounds by rabid AuNecks. For some reason, the AuNeck elders had instructed their minions to track this lady and her children because they felt she was helping Alabama players out in some way.
The Auneck hard fighting soldiers posted her license plate, her personal and work landline and cell phone numbers and photos they had snapped of her in parking lots on their message board.
I simply think to allow such an extraordinary opportunity to study a native group of savages, in their own environment, slip by should not be permitted.