| FTBL Reason for Auburn's Anemic Offense?

[bamadezz]

I recently heard about the whole play stealing deal. I have one question, why would anyone want their plays???
It'd be like stealing a bike with no tires, useless!

 

[Guest]

I recently heard about the whole play stealing deal. I have one question, why would anyone want their plays???
It'd be like stealing a bike with no tires, useless!

Well, I think it is more along the lines of " we can't win a game to save our three legged dog's life so someone must be stealing our plays" deal.

In their abject stupidity and extreme sense of paranoia developed over many decades of being beaten senseless by big brother combined with living in Podunk, USA, they think everyone is out to get them.

They thank God everyday for allowing PineBox to be their coach and in their eyes he is infallible. Being infallible, he can't actually lose a game due to his own ineptitude. Naturally, some dastardly individuals must have stolen their plays and their calls and know what they will run before they snap the ball.

This, to them, is the one and only explanation for turning into a lower tier SEC team practically overnight.