🧑‍🍳 Rank 'em! Little Debbie Snacks

Brandon Van de Graaff

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Y'all know I'm a hardass on this stuff, so don't bring in Hostess of Tastykake snacks or some shit into this. Top 5 Little Debbie snacks...

Mine are...

1. Nutty Buddy (Saban may like the Oatmeal Pies, but the Nutty Buddy is the Nick Saban of Little Debbie snacks)
2. Swiss Cake Rolls (a childhood staple, best served chilled)
3. The seasonal Chocolate Christmas Tree Cake (a hard to find unicorn in the world of Little Debbie)
4. Oatmeal Creme Pie
5. Fudge Rounds


Go..................
 
Honey Buns aren't mentioned here. I mean...it's like a pizza without dough or sauce.

I like an occasional Honey Bun but haven't had the Little Debbie version in YEARS. They always tasted kinda... off, to me. I guess because of the preservatives... I like a fresh honey bun.
 
1. Oatmeal Pies, not because of Saban. My mother favorite one. Taking care of her you eat what she like.
2. Nutty Buddy
3. Honey buns
4. Pecan spin wheels
5. Swiss Cake Rolls

Now my wife would fight you over Tastykake! You may not know this, but she a New Jersey girl and grew up on those snacks. Until they were sold to Flower Bakery, you couldn't get them down here.
 
I like an occasional Honey Bun but haven't had the Little Debbie version in YEARS. They always tasted kinda... off, to me. I guess because of the preservatives... I like a fresh honey bun.
20 years, or more, since I've had any of those you've listed here.

Here's something messed up. A Honey Bun and a bottle Mt. Dew used to be my breakfast....YEARS ago. Didn't drink coffee then. Do you wonder why?
 
1. Oatmeal Pies, not because of Saban. My mother favorite one. Taking care of her you eat what she like.
2. Nutty Buddy
3. Honey buns
4. Pecan spin wheels
5. Swiss Cake Rolls

Now my wife would fight you over Tastykake! You may not know this, but she a New Jersey girl and grew up on those snacks. Until they were sold to Flower Bakery, you couldn't get them down here.

I got nothing against them... They just don't belong on this particular list.
 
I got nothing against them... They just don't belong on this particular list.
Yes, I know. I was telling you about the wife liking them. When she found out that they were being sold down here. I had to look at any grocery store to see if they had them. Lucky I found them at Kroger.
 
1. Swiss Cake Rolls...it's not even close.
2-3. Tie, Nutty Buddy and Star Crunch. Both were staples of girl school lunches, I'd angle for handouts....and the snacks.
4. Zebra cakes. Lighter than air. Gravity can't keep that cholesterol down.
5. Tie - Double Decker Oatmeal Creme and Double Decker Fudge Rounds.

Honorable Mention - Big Assed, uh, Iced Honey Bun.
 
Y'all know I'm a hardass on this stuff, so don't bring in Hostess of Tastykake snacks or some shit into this. Top 5 Little Debbie snacks...

Mine are...

1. Nutty Buddy (Saban may like the Oatmeal Pies, but the Nutty Buddy is the Nick Saban of Little Debbie snacks)
2. Swiss Cake Rolls (a childhood staple, best served chilled)
3. The seasonal Chocolate Christmas Tree Cake (a hard to find unicorn in the world of Little Debbie)
4. Oatmeal Creme Pie
5. Fudge Rounds


Go..................

You and I are almost spot on. Switching 4 and 5 though.
 
I know @rick4bama has already broken protocol, but since it's Pi Day we have to talk about fried pies...

That would be a tough ranking for me... do a thread or reply in this one, no matter. There's always an allowance in my rules for pie.
 


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