🧑‍🍳 Rank 'em! Little Debbie Snacks

Brandon Van de Graaff

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Y'all know I'm a hardass on this stuff, so don't bring in Hostess of Tastykake snacks or some shit into this. Top 5 Little Debbie snacks...

Mine are...

1. Nutty Buddy (Saban may like the Oatmeal Pies, but the Nutty Buddy is the Nick Saban of Little Debbie snacks)
2. Swiss Cake Rolls (a childhood staple, best served chilled)
3. The seasonal Chocolate Christmas Tree Cake (a hard to find unicorn in the world of Little Debbie)
4. Oatmeal Creme Pie
5. Fudge Rounds


Go..................
 
1. Oatmeal Pies, not because of Saban. My mother favorite one. Taking care of her you eat what she like.
2. Nutty Buddy
3. Honey buns
4. Pecan spin wheels
5. Swiss Cake Rolls

Now my wife would fight you over Tastykake! You may not know this, but she a New Jersey girl and grew up on those snacks. Until they were sold to Flower Bakery, you couldn't get them down here.
 
Oatmeal cream pies are good.. I can say I’m actually eating oatmeal..

But, for the love of GOD, I wish hostess would bring back the twin pack carrot cakes with the hard white icing on top..
 
I like an occasional Honey Bun but haven't had the Little Debbie version in YEARS. They always tasted kinda... off, to me. I guess because of the preservatives... I like a fresh honey bun.
20 years, or more, since I've had any of those you've listed here.

Here's something messed up. A Honey Bun and a bottle Mt. Dew used to be my breakfast....YEARS ago. Didn't drink coffee then. Do you wonder why?
 
1. Oatmeal Pies, not because of Saban. My mother favorite one. Taking care of her you eat what she like.
2. Nutty Buddy
3. Honey buns
4. Pecan spin wheels
5. Swiss Cake Rolls

Now my wife would fight you over Tastykake! You may not know this, but she a New Jersey girl and grew up on those snacks. Until they were sold to Flower Bakery, you couldn't get them down here.

I got nothing against them... They just don't belong on this particular list.
 
1. Swiss Cake Rolls...it's not even close.
2-3. Tie, Nutty Buddy and Star Crunch. Both were staples of girl school lunches, I'd angle for handouts....and the snacks.
4. Zebra cakes. Lighter than air. Gravity can't keep that cholesterol down.
5. Tie - Double Decker Oatmeal Creme and Double Decker Fudge Rounds.

Honorable Mention - Big Assed, uh, Iced Honey Bun.
 
Y'all know I'm a hardass on this stuff, so don't bring in Hostess of Tastykake snacks or some shit into this. Top 5 Little Debbie snacks...

Mine are...

1. Nutty Buddy (Saban may like the Oatmeal Pies, but the Nutty Buddy is the Nick Saban of Little Debbie snacks)
2. Swiss Cake Rolls (a childhood staple, best served chilled)
3. The seasonal Chocolate Christmas Tree Cake (a hard to find unicorn in the world of Little Debbie)
4. Oatmeal Creme Pie
5. Fudge Rounds


Go..................

You and I are almost spot on. Switching 4 and 5 though.
 
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