Quotes That You Like

[BillBrosky]

Ditto....I'm gone

 

[QuackQuackBang]

"To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, sames as worms."
Josie Wales, Outlaw

 

[QuackQuackBang]

"Can I borrow your towel; my car hit a water buffalo."
John Cocktoasten

 

[QuackQuackBang]

"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass..."
Clark Griswald

 

[QuackQuackBang]

"How we gone [sp] live without them trees."
Alabama (the country music group)

 

[Big Balls]

I like this one.

Can somebody ban Balls?

 

[Sid Youngleman]

A second marriage represents the triumph of hope over experience. -- Samuel Johnson (see avatar)

 

[2Stater]

"You will have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to." - Robin Williams

Unfortunately, he didn't "wake up" from his bad times.

 

[RhinoGuy]

Life's a garden, dig it. - Joe Dirt

 

[2Stater]

"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Carl Spackler - Caddy Shack

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Unfortunately, he didn't "wake up" from his bad times.

That is a typical outcome of AutoErotic Asphyxiation. Ask David Carradine. Wait... Never mind.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

"I really do have this big organ!"
-Nick Martinelli, Rhinestone

 

[2Stater]

That is a typical outcome of AutoErotic Asphyxiation. Ask David Carradine. Wait... Never mind.

I used to be with the Sheriff Dept in a small Tennessee county. The 3 years I was there, 3 bodies were found due to AEA. I'm all for choking my chicken, but that's as far as it goes.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I used to be with the Sheriff Dept in a small Tennessee county. The 3 years I was there, 3 bodies were found due to AEA. I'm all for choking my chicken, but that's as far as it goes.

I don't understand sexual deviation. Isn't getting to put your dick somewhere female, moist, and disease free exciting enough?!!?

 

[2Stater]

I don't understand sexual deviation. Isn't getting to put your dick somewhere female, moist, and disease free exciting enough?!!?

Has always worked for me.

 

[The Dude]

Absolutely. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that the jackpot.

-Peter La Fleur

 

[planomateo]

"If you've never done it before, everything seems like a good idea"

No idea who said this.

I work with some guys who always claim shit is easy or a good idea and they have no concept of what they are talking about half the time.

 

[alabama mike]

I have yet to figure out why common sense and common courtesy are called common.
- Unknown

 

[OldPlayer]

"I've never failed. But, I have discovered 10,000 ways not to do something."
- Thomas Edison

 

[Hardkore]

That's no moon, it's a space station.