Quotes That You Like

[Mr. Pink]

Every day is a good day kid, just try missing one. ~Rob Stieger in "Poolhall Junkies"

 

[Biff1]

The whistle may be loud but it has nothing to do with pulling the train.

Uhhhh............ Wut?

 

[Alabiker]

"It's five o'clock somewhere."
Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett


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[Biff1]

I've been eating like I'm out on bail.

-Jason Isbell

 

[2Stater]

I'm hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Author unknown.

 

[bamachine]

Shit fire and save the matches.

 

[alabama mike]

If the head is around, don't put the cap on the knee. African proverb

Translation- Do not usurp authority.

 

[AFF]

“Never stand and take a charge… charge them too.”
Nathan Bedford Forrest

 

[Big Balls]

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

-50 Cent

 

[alabama mike]

If someone gives you a chicken, don't ask how much it weighs. African proverb

Translation- appreciate a gift no matter how small it is.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I awoke today, and suddenly nothing happened.
But in my dreams, I slew the Dragon.

-Colin Hay

 

[The Dude]

"Twas a woman that drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her"

WC Fields

 

[2Stater]

"I don't drink water, 'cuz fish fuck in it"

Another WC Fields goody

 

[Flash420]

“Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

 

[Hardkore]

"You will have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to." - Robin Williams

 

[BillBrosky]

Never pass up a cat in a cage.

 

[Hardkore]

 

[BillBrosky]

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

 

[Hardkore]

May the Force be with You

 

[BillBrosky]

The Sun Drop was my Mother's inventory and not mine to give.