🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[Barnabus Stinson]

I'm eating lunch no later than 11:30 every day,10:30 for most of you slow people.

If I get lunch before 12:30, it's a good day. Most days are 12:30-1:00 for lunch but a couple of times a week, I don't get to eat.

 

[Mr. Pink]

I'm bad about getting home from work and grabbing a snack and then not wanting dinner til 8:30

I eat late too.... often I get home and get busy doing other crap and by the time I settle down it's 9 and I realize I haven't eaten.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

I have never forgotten to eat, probably explains a lot.

 

[Biff1]

I have never forgotten to eat, probably explains a lot.

How is that possible? Like forgetting to breath

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

If I get lunch before 12:30, it's a good day. Most days are 12:30-1:00 for lunch but a couple of times a week, I don't get to eat.

That's why you make bank.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

I miss pundit. I need to know what light bulbs to buy. My lights bulbs either dont last or different ones go out once a week.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

How is that possible? Like forgetting to breath

No kidding, normally im watching the clock

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

That's why you should make bank but are woefully underpaid.

FTFY

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

No kidding, normally im watching the clock

Do you work for me? If so, you should apply. You'd fit right in.

 

[Biff1]

I miss pundit. I need to know what light bulbs to buy. My lights bulbs either dont last or different ones go out once a week.

It's likely your wiring or fixtures

 

[StanTheCaddy]

Do you work for me? If so, you should apply. You'd fit right in.

I cant do it. I really should never complain about my job. I havent spoken to anyone of authority in almost 2 weeks.

 

[bamachine]

It's likely your wiring or fixtures

Yep, this. I have lived in my apartment for 2 years now, have replaced two bulbs in that time.

 

[Biff1]

I've got some under counter lights that I discovered were totally wrong. They were hard wired with lamp cord, instead of using a transformer. We blew bulbs constantly, the xenon ones that are expensive as hell.

 

[StanTheCaddy]

It's likely your wiring or fixtures

I was being dramatic. They last the normal time but for instance in the master bath, i have 10 bulbs in there. 4 over one sink, 4 over the other, and two in another fixture. Like this all over the house. They go out at different times obviously. Feels like you change them all the time.

 

[Biff1]

I was being dramatic. They last the normal time but for instance in the master bath, i have 10 bulbs in there. 4 over one sink, 4 over the other, and two in another fixture. Like this all over the house. They go out at different times obviously. Feels like you change them all the time.

Oh, so you're just fill of shit.

 

[Big Balls]

Just stuck my finger in baby sh!t. Do you know how long it takes to get that smell out from under your fingernail?
Damn!

Pickled okra to ya!

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[StanTheCaddy]

Oh, so you're just fill of shit.

Most of the time

 

[Biff1]

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Helps mask the smell.

Vinegar > doo doo

 

[Big Balls]

Helps mask the smell.

Vinegar > doo doo

I'm looking at that thumbnail.


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[BlackPawnMartyr]

Thx to bamaboy we have our first pee thread. Its begun... :bandhead: