🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

[2Stater]

BTW, congrats to Nate and 11! Speaking of 11, isn't that how many kids you'll have now, Nate?

 

[Sid Youngleman]

In response to RhinoGuy's question about organic milk's lasting longer than regular milk:

The difference isn't that it's "organic" but rather that it's "ultra pasteurized." That intensified process kills more of the bacteria that sooner or later cause spoilage. As long as the carton remains sealed, ultra pasteurized milk doesn't even require refrigeration. And non-"organic" milk can be ultra pasteurized as well.

 

[CrimsonBoz]

I drink the 1% Version of that same milk. Even on my stricter diet which I posted on the old Wooley a single 8oz glass of milk will not bother your progress.

 

[2Stater]

In response to RhinoGuy's question about organic milk's lasting longer than regular milk:

The difference isn't that it's "organic" but rather that it's "ultra pasteurized." That intensified process kills more of the bacteria that sooner or later cause spoilage. As long as the carton remains sealed, ultra pasteurized milk doesn't even require refrigeration. And non-"organic" milk can be ultra pasteurized as well.

We should have nominated you for the "Smartest WoollyAler", as well.

 

[Sid Youngleman]

We should have nominated you for the "Smartest WoollyAler", as well.

Just showing off. Now back to jackanapes mode.

 

[BillBrosky]

What happened to Brosky? Did he get banned already?

Nossir. Took yesterday off and was outside during the afternoon hours taking care of crap around the Brosky estate. Trapping cats and the such.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

So anyone know if Nate ended up at the hospital?

 

[Biff1]

I bet we could get PhillyGirl to go with us when we leave.

 

[BillBrosky]

Haven't seen a status on the lil nater.

 

[Pinche Cabron]

Name him Woolly Al

Yes... with two L's or he will be lonely the rest of his life

 

[StanTheCaddy]

I think last night was about as rough as it could be. I had to sleep in the recliner, wife on couch, one kid on other couch. Smoke alarms going off at 1 am for no reason. 2 am a screw or nail sounds like it rolls off the counter upstairs. Wife thinks someone is up there, no way i say, you can hear every step someone takes when downstairs. Then i had to drink gas station coffee, not a great start.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I think last night was about as rough as it could be. I had to sleep in the recliner, wife on couch, one kid on other couch. Smoke alarms going off at 1 am for no reason. 2 am a screw or nail sounds like it rolls off the counter upstairs. Wife thinks someone is up there, no way i say, you can hear every step someone takes when downstairs. Then i had to drink gas station coffee, not a great start.

Keep your head together. You can still lay up in the fairway and get up and down for par.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

In response to RhinoGuy's question about organic milk's lasting longer than regular milk:

The difference isn't that it's "organic" but rather that it's "ultra pasteurized." That intensified process kills more of the bacteria that sooner or later cause spoilage. As long as the carton remains sealed, ultra pasteurized milk doesn't even require refrigeration. And non-"organic" milk can be ultra pasteurized as well.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[nastynate05]

Well she didn't go in to labor last night. I'm being called out of the bullpen tonight fellas :dance:

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Well she didn't go in to labor last night. I'm being called out of the bullpen tonight fellas :dance:

Give her the best minute-fifteen of her life!

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

P.S. Rhino said you weren't enough centimeters to fill the gap.

 

[CrimsonBoz]

Give her the best 15 seconds of her life!

 

[Sid Youngleman]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

One of the following is true:

I have multiple degrees in bacteriology.

As an undergraduate, I ran a fraternity/sorority milk route on the Alabama campus.

 

[Big Balls]

One of the following is true:

I have multiple degrees in bacteriology.

As an undergraduate, I ran a fraternity/sorority milk route on the Alabama campus.

And he's back to the old Sid.

 

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

One of the following is true:

I have multiple degrees in bacteriology.

As an undergraduate, I ran a fraternity/sorority milk route on the Alabama campus.

How many of us did you father during your stint as the milk man?