| LIFE ***Official Daily Dose of Ineptitude*** (enter at own risk)

f7c65d491f708d45b810a1ce5ed079e8.jpg
 
Your wife makes sure that all of your Facebook friends know exactly how pregnant she is. Like, down to the centimeter.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
lol I forget I'm friends with a couple of you on there. She tags me in everything.

Just check Facebook for that after-birth pic then.
 
Hope everything works out for you guys. I bet you're excited.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
She's laying down right now timing her contractions.

If she does go into labor, I'm gonna be slightly mad. She promised sex tomorrow to induce labor. That little baby has made me wait 9 months, now she's just trolling me.
 
Best of luck to you and your family. Unplug from all this crap and enjoy it. You'll never get it back - until you have grandkids, that is. Just had my first grandkid a month ago.

RTR,

Tim
 
She's laying down right now timing her contractions.

If she does go into labor, I'm gonna be slightly mad. She promised sex tomorrow to induce labor. That little baby has made me wait 9 months, now she's just trolling me.

Congrats on the kid. You know it's okay to have sex during pregnancy, right?
 
I get up at 5:30 every morning and the first thing I do is take the dog out. There are times, this morning being one, that the outside temp is the exact same as the temp inside the house. It really bothers me. There should always be a difference. I think it throws my equilibrium off or something.
 
Back
Top Bottom