WE WANT BAMA! TO STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM US BECAUSE WE ARE SO SCARED PLEASE DONâT KILL US!
We need to fire the frick out of this stubborn inbred booger eating coach speaking bugg eyed dickhead! frick!
Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I donât think there ever has been. Weâve gotten our asses whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumfuck school over there and even if we beat those twats this year theyâll still win the national championship. Every damn year we think itâll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they wonât win a championship but guess what fuckers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesnât matter what anyone else does theyâre always going to win and there isnât a thing on earth any ******* person can ******* do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that ****âs office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumbitch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be âRoll Tide.â