WE WANT BAMA! TO STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM US BECAUSE WE ARE SO SCARED PLEASE DONāT KILL US!
We need to fire the frick out of this stubborn inbred booger eating coach speaking bugg eyed dickhead! frick!
Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I donāt think there ever has been. Weāve gotten our asses whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumfuck school over there and even if we beat those twats this year theyāll still win the national championship. Every damn year we think itāll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they wonāt win a championship but guess what fuckers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesnāt matter what anyone else does theyāre always going to win and there isnāt a thing on earth any ******* person can ******* do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that ****ās office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumbitch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be āRoll Tide.ā