| FOOD KFC has made a fire log that smells like fried chicken

[rick4bama]

KFC HAS MADE A FRIED-CHICKEN-SCENTED FIRE LOG, AND YOU CAN BUY ONE

All you that have fireplaces! You that have pets I would like to know how this work out?

This winter, when you light up your fireplace, Colonel Sanders wants to be part of it. KFC has made a fire log that smells like fried chicken. So yes, we’ve peaked as a society.

The KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog was made in partnership with Enviro-Log. It’s made of 100% recycled materials and can burn for up to 2.5 to 3 hours. One log weighs 5 pounds and is $18.99. There’s a limit of one per customer, so this is the time to make all your family members buy one so you can have multiple. Because no way can one be enough.


The best parts of the Firelog are the warnings KFC provides with them:

• "May result in a craving for fried chicken. We know the fire log smells great, but please do not attempt to eat it."
• "May attract bears or neighbors who are hungry."
• "Please don’t put face directly into fire in attempt to smell fried chicken."

So practice caution with your fried-chicken log, and don’t be offended by strange faces guests will make when they get a whiff.

 

[TerryP]

Now if they only knew how to make fried chicken...

 

[planomateo]

Now if they only knew how to make fried chicken...

My brother would eat a bucket of chicken like it was nothing at 10 years old. He was skinny has hell and could demolish some KFC (and Shoney's breakfast buffet in Center Point).

 

[TerryP]

@planomateo, There was a time I ate KFC..about the time I was 10 as well.