🏈 It's I Hate Tennessee Week.

They showed Fat Fulmer on sideline Saturday
He looks like the size of Texas. Lol
The slime ball makes me sick to my stomach
I truely hate the orange. Rocky top. The landfill they call a stadium. The fans. The players. Peyton "whinny" Manning. Knoxville. Their women's basketball program . Their basketball areana. I know hate is a strong word but i dont know a stronger one to use
 
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Here's to breaking the largest margin of victory in series history en route to tying the series win streak record.
 
I hate u cheat - they were the biggest rival to 'Bama, according to the Bear, so that's a great basis to hate them. Then the SEC fell in love with them in the late 90s, so maybe I hate them over some sour grapes there. But BECAUSE of their love for the viles, they listened to whatever phat phil said, and pursued malicious prosecution of bama over the Albert Means situation. We got probation when we didn't deserve it. Rocky top is SUCH a STUPID song, and they sing it CONSTANTLY! 4th and 19 makes me nauseated as bad as the kick 6 (vomits). Their stadium sucks and they just shoved all those seats in there to have the biggest stadium for a while, not 'cause they made their stadium good.In the mid-70s, my parents would go to the games - cheater fans always brought in oranges, spiked with vodka. If they won, they ate them, if they lost, they hurled them at alabama fans! My hatred for the viles was sealed when Peyton beat us and led their band in Rocky Top - I was there. I hate orange, especially pumpkin puke orange, and while I really don't remember any times since my teens where u cheat upset us when we were favored, but I DO relish all the times that we upset them when WE weren't supposed to win. I can't even pull for u cheat to win now, even if it would mean they might keep 'ol Butch. I pull against then ALWAYS, from football to women's volleyball - if the viles are playing, I'm for the other team, always. The perfect weekend is a 'Bama win, and losses from the viles and the domers!

Roll Tide!!!
 
Kid from Tennessee goes to an outlet mall just outside of Knoxville with with family. Kid sees an Alabama jersey and tells his mom he wants to buy it. She says "no son, we're Tennessee fans" and slaps her son across the face. A little while later the kid walks by the same store again with his sister and says he wants to buy the Alabama jersey. Sister says "no way" and slaps kid across the face. A little later, kids walks by the same store again with his dad and says he wants to buy the Alabama jersey. His dad says "we're Tennessee fans" and slaps his son across the face.

On the way home from the mall, kid's mom asks him if he learned anything today. Kid replies "yeah, I've only been an Alabama fan one day and I already hate you Tennessee SOBs."

Q: What do Tennessee fans call the interstate highway between Tuscaloosa and Knoxville?
A: The trail of Tears.
 
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