🏈 It's I Hate Tennessee Week.

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the last time tennessee beat Alabama.....




the iphone...the original iphone...had not been released

it was the year the nintendo wii was released

it was the year google bought youtube

and it was the year Pluto lost its status as a planet
 
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This is a chance of a lifetime. Don't miss out! I am selling two (2) tickets to the Tennessee Volunteers vs. the Alabama Crimson Tide football game October 21, 2017 in Tuscaloosa, AL.

If you are lucky enough to purchase these tickets, you will witness the greatest upset in college football history! The Mighty Tennessee Vols will "roll" into town and totally destroy the over-hyped, over-rated Bama squad.

Although one might not really call this an upset. It is just a long term scheme of Butch "The Mastermind" Jones!

Do you think a coach would seriously use terms like "Champions of Life" or "5 Star Hearts" or "Leadership Reps"? Or would have his team score zero touchdowns in the last 10 quarters right before heading on the road to face the number one team in the country?!? Hell no!! This is just part of 5 year plan to have Alabama underestimated the under-appreciated Vol's head ball coach!!!!

With recent upsets in the college football's top 10 the last week, this is the perfect time for Coach Jones to unveil his diabolical plan in Bryant-Denny Stadium Saturday. He has been patiently waiting five long seasons to spring this upset and this weekend the "Caretaker of the Tennessee football program" will be ready to pounce on the sleeping elephants.

Jones, in the brilliance that is only his, has risked being fired and has taken a beating in the media, just to engineer the most historical upset in SEC football, on national television to boot! But here's your chance to see it in person!!

These two seats are located:
-together (so you can closely enjoy the event with a loved one or friend)
-in the Tennessee section (instant party after the win)
-strategically high in the upper deck (the complete dismemberment of Alabama might be too gruesome to witness up close)

Asking only face value for this life changing experience ($210).

Witness history with 2 tickets to Tennessee vs. Alabama football game
 

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